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and well worth the viewing of how real men race. Awesome Just listen to how quickly the thing goes through the gears Grant

It is the sound it makes when it lands on its roof Grant

Page not found big chap Grant

Now that would have been painful Told you it was a Caution over crest but you never bloody listen Grant

I touch goats to mr fox Good choice of tune me thinks Grant

<< I noticed this too. Rather amusing signature you have there Grant. Very good. >> Thanks mate Respect to Mr Solberg Grant

Tried that but i am not getting anything below the media player DOH Grant

I know, its a cracker Well i wont be doing that again Grant

I have messed up Neofox's thread by pasting a html code in my reply Could someone with authority please delete my 2nd reply Grant

Just realised it is TheSquirrel555 sorry for the incontenence

Replied there my Welsh friend Grant

Xbox Live tag is thesquirrel555 funnily enough will be on later this evening

<< hope this snow pish doesnt stop the delivery van with my new alloys in it !!!! sometime between 0900-1700 that means 1659 >> and if it is DHL about 2012, the year not the time Grant

Sort of More of a pole through the centre of the car and the front end going right and the back end going left Twas fun though Grant

Gumball get your ass out there boy and have some fun. The only damage you will cause is to your pants I went over to Hillington Ind Est and gave it some WRC stylee drifts and donuts Burned 3/4 of a tank in an area 100ft by 80ft Had some fun with a Lexus then had to toe him out of the dead end Punto Turbo smacked the wall which was nice PC Plod gave me a round of applause for the centre diff spin Going to bed now as it is meant to snow heavy overnight and i wanna get up early to have some more fun

No it is bloody well not Try being a DHL delivery driver at this time of year and you will soon hate feckin xmas 11 months of year doodle about like Postman Pat Then 1 month of "Got a fookin parcel for you" To top it off i have shafted the turbo in my van. Now crawls along at 55mph and down to 40mph at the first sign of a hill and you get hit with "i have ordered an item off internet and ticked next day delivery and forget that they need to be bloody in to sign for it" or "Oh look it is 4 days to Xmas and i am 89 and i stay in the middle of nowhere, with no nametag on my house and i wanna send this to my blind midget son in Australia, will it get there sonny", i sent his package to Argentina Bah Humbug Grumpy Grant

Got one off Flea-bay for £295 inc Project Gotham 3, Memory Unit and Extra Control Pad Located in Scotstoun and roughly the same price as i would have paid in shop i think Off to trade in Need for Speed and FIFA 06 for Call of Duty 2 If i am not about i will be found on Live PGR3 is awesome Grant

<< Here goes.... Hks full exhaust system. Hks equal length headers (wrapped) Apexi induction kit (housed in customed box) Sti top mount intercooler. Walbro fuel pump. Cusco front ,mid and rear strutbraces. Sti gearbox 4:111:1 final drive. Custom gauge pod :Boost ,oil temp and oil pressure housed on top of dash. Knocklink built into dash 18 inch Bk 299 alloys in gloss black. Sti front bumper with Jun splitter, all flushed and smoothed. Rear bumper all flushed and smoothed. Sideskirts coloured to match body. Dtm wing mirrors in gloss black. Eibach racing coilovers. Subaru 4 pots with ferodo pads. (off P1) Prodrive high rear spoiler. Lightweight bonnet. Full interior retrim in White/Black leather including door cards, console and dash. 4 point Sabelt Harneses. Rear window tints. next on hitlist : Fitting new turbo (20g) in my garage as we speak. Andy f reamap . Carbon fibre bonnet , boot , and sti spoiler. Andy . >> Sounds good Andy but i have spotted one or two flaws in your plan 20g and STI top mount do not mix and i do not see any mention of increasing injector size as the std 95 STI injectors are tiny and will run out of puff pretty quckly. Hope you have budgeted for a new gearbox as well. Best of luck but you need a few more parts before you can stick a 20g on it Grant

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Just in case anyone missed mine HKS 2.2 Stroker kit ............ not JUN as first thought HKS Front mount Intercooler Large JUN / IHI Hybrid turbo HKS SSQV Blow off valve..............Gay and sounds like a bus GRex Oil cooler with remote filter pod HKS Super Power Flow Air Filter Full HKS Hiper exhaust system HKS Hipermax 2 coilovers Carbon Fibre STI Front Strut Brace Bomex Mid Strut brace Apexi rear Strut Brace Cusco Twin Plate clutch and uprated flywheel.............not HKS as first thought Cusco plated rear diff APexi Power FC and Commander Blitz Dual Solenoid Boost Controller with 4 boost settings {0.7, 0.9, 1.2 and 1.5bar} Zerosports body kit comprising Bonnet {GRP}, Fr bumper, Rr bumper and Adjustable Spoiler Greddy oil and water temp meters Tomei Air to Fuel Ratio meter Greddy Boost meter Lightweight Advan RC alloys Nismo Uprated fuel pump and regulator HKS Dual Power Ign system Subaru 4pot calipers with uprated discs and pads All this on top of std STI Limited spec Future plans are to increase the size of the injectors up to the 550/740 region and fit the TD05/06 20g that was recently purchased from Walker Texas ranger. It should break the 400hp barrier quite easily with the 2.2 and 20g strapped onto it. The car made 370bhp/356lbs/ft in Japan at 1.2bar with its previous owner. I will find out what it is producing in this country on Optimax and AndyF map when i take it to Dastek. Grant

It has the badges but not the actual word Subaru Hand Built by a company called Impreza in a seperate production facility Still got the gentlemans agreement in place but more and more exceptions to the rule are being made The "S" series of Impreza's have built up a strong cult following due to the quirky design cues. HHHMMM Nice spoiler HHHHHMMMMMM Another interesting spoiler HHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMM They like thier spoilers and they blow the worlds biggest raspberry to the 276bhp agreement S201......306bhp S202......322bhp S203......330bhp S204......346bhp Grant

Thats not a Subaru!!!!!!!! Can anyone tell me why that is not a Subaru? A clue would be its 346bhp and 345 lbs/ft Grant

No but i have heard of the elephant that sh*ts in its own bed "like the time at Uni when me and Crispen sneeked a whole bottle of peachshnapps into the ladies dorm and played gin rummie until 11 at night before pretending we were asleep when the year master came round at lights out".....penned from your own hand mate. It is law in Northern Tibet that people called Crispen are automatically Gay and i am afraid you were deemed to be Gay by association. Since you have stopped hanging around with Crispin, drinking peachschnapps in the ladies dorm. The Gay references will now cease. You can take the boy out of public school but you cannot take the public school out of the boy Grant

<< dont forget your fuzzy go faster dash either wuz >> Give the guy a flocking break will you The flocking dash does not give off any glare in the middle of winter when the sun is low in the sky. Plus it keeps his Defi's warm Grant

No disrespect BIG chap and less of the wee-john bit, i know you are as wee as an off-shore oilrig I chose my words carefully as i could have just said Evo's are sh+t but having driving an Evo around some back roads, EVO 1, 4, 6 and 8, i felt as if the computers were taking over on the bits of road the chassis on the Scoob would have felt more nailed. The higher the Evolution of the Mitsi the more autonomous it feels but i agree, once you learn its routine and you put the faith in the complex electronics, then it can be a very rewarding drive. The Gay remark was in reference to Gumballs recent spate of gayness and i am not implying that Evo's are gay in the slightest, well not to your face i wont {handy thing keyboards and broadband} Fat Grant