ROAR

I spot two scoobies virtually every day when leaving work[] one silver classic wagon driven by a woman and one blue new age driven by a woman both look so miserable [:'(] i wave and flash like a nutter but to no avail[] what is wrong with these people[8-)] that better. now ive got that off my chest[Y]

i'm still here ive just been busy making my car noisey!!![]

Registered after 9th May

hope all is well and gets sorted quickly[Y]

Can you email a copy of the scanned file Thanks

never mind does it have cup holders......... do they work?????????????? []

[:^)] Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? What is the speed of darkness? If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here? Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer? Do you cry under water? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Did you ever stop and wonder...... Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum." Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the toilet is? Why does your Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?? If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (This one kills me!!!!) If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?[][]

folow the link to this ebay add and read all the comments athe end its worth it PMSL[]

thats serious amount of crap[] must have been one hell of a big bird

Ralph returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, Ralph asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love. About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?" Of course, the wife agrees and they do it again. Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, "honey? please...just one more time before I die?" she says, "Of course, dear." And they make love for the third time. After this session , the wife rolls over & falls asleep. Ralph, however, worried about his impending death, tosses & turns until he's down to 4 more hours.? He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could...?" At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen Ralph, I have to get up in the morning. You don't."

cheers dal i'll try that

hello loonybin welcome to kent scoobies[] well i'm normal (So my Psychiatrist tells me anyway)[8-)]

FPMSL you don't know us yet [] Welcome Nigs to the mad-house they call Kent Scoobies [] as im new (or a just a spaz) please help what is FPMSL[:^)] I touch goats oh! [:$]

FPMSL you don't know us yet [] Welcome Nigs to the mad-house they call Kent Scoobies [] as im new (or a just a spaz) please help what is FPMSL[:^)]

Welcome to Kent Scoobies[] its ok they dont eat the newbies here!!![]

Anybody interested in buying my 1999 Peugeot 406 deisel 2.0hdi 101500 miles mot til october 2006 need to get rid of it as ive got my scoobie[] looking for about £1900 quid[Y]

the yellow with blue writing sounded fine to me [Y] . Being a dirt magnet white isn't good for me[N]

13. Yellow / Blue writing

RB5 WITH IN SHELL GARAGE AT BLACKFEN SATURDAY HAD A NICE CHAT IN THE SHOP THATS WHAT THE SCOOBIE COMUNITY IS ABOUT (EVERY BODY BEING HAPPY TO BE ALIVE AND OWNING A SCOOOOOBIE)

THANKS ALL WHO HAVE WELCOMED ME TO KENT SCOOBIES I FEEL I HAVE JOINED AT A TENSE TIME, WITH REGARDS TO THE T-SHIRTS FROM THE OUTSIDE THERE SEEMS TO BE A FAIR DEGREE OF INFIGHTING REGARDING COLOUR CHOICE, ITS AMAZING THAT SOMETHING CAN CAUSE SO MUCH CONTROVERSEY. STILL IM SURE IT WILL GET SORTED OUT IN THE END HOPEFULLY WITHOUT BLOODLETTING

Hello all I'm new scoobie owner (just over a week) and new to the Kent scoobies forum I was on the RBMR as passenger as mine needed a cam belt and didnt want to chance it and enjoyed every minute of it thanks to all involved