IVE JUST SEEN CAPTAIN FANTASTIC

[jcscoob]

Has to be!!!

Somone has created a new user account under this name and i think now is the time to reveal who you are !!

I have my suspicions

 

Stephen do you not know who it is []

[Gumball]

CAPTAIN FELCH DIDNT REALISE THAT ON HIS FIRST DAY AT SHELL PEOPLE WOULD WANT TO PARK THEYRE BIKE EITHER !!!! HE THEN REALISED HE WAS AS BENT AS AN ARABS CLAWHAMMER

[scientific steve]

very very funny stuff there guys, or is that gays [][][]

[scoobaroo]

 

Perhaps he stays here

 

Drives This

That Triumph Acclaim is pure quality is it a CD edition FPML.

Where can you get the stripping kit ?? [H]

Would it suit ma Scoob ??? [8-|]

 

 

Craig

[RA Dunk]

lol, another quality thread from SS, captain fudtastic youve just turned your self and your pwnage car into the laughing stock of sccotland, good job and well done []

[WUZ]

I think, to be honest, that if this guy is genuine (and not a hoax newbie made up on someone else's part) then we should all give him a chance to prove that he and his car is as good as he says.

1 - Go to an INDEPENDANT R/R (Star, Jap Performance, etc) and show a R/R plot.

2 - Go to Crail, meet up with us, have a laugh (if you can) and then promptly beat us on the 1/4 mile.

Finally when you ar$e is handed to you on a plate by all concerned (JC, Craig, Acid, Kev, Me {and i don't even have an engine in mine}) - and it will - then you'll accept all the abuse that will ensue and leave us alone to have our fun!

Russell

ps - good luck m8!

[dougster]

Captain Fantastic raised and regimented, hardly a hero

Just someone his mother might know

Very clearly a case for corn flakes and classics

"Two teas both with sugar please"

In the back of an alley

[Gumball]

lol[]

Captain smashpants isnt here, hes prepping his standard STI for Crail this weekend where he aims to destroy the fastest SIDC classics and newages

As we speak he tinkers with spanners and tools tightening and untightening the standard airbox and tightening the jubilee clip round the inlet hose.

This he feels will inevitably make it all faster and all of a sudden it will be 400/400

Then he wakes up and its Giro day and meals and wheels are outside.

So frustrated at the fact that hes not going to beat anyone he fill in the registration form for a new session of his favourite pastime..........as seen below

 

[dougster]

Here are the rest of Elton and Bernie Taupin's lyrics to the song....quite appropriate don't you think?

Captain Fantastic And The Brown Dirt Cowboy

 

Captain Fantastic raised and regimented, hardly a hero

Just someone his mother might know

Very clearly a case for corn flakes and classics

"Two teas both with sugar please"

In the back of an alley

While little Dirt Cowboys turned brown in their saddles

Sweet chocolate biscuits and red rosy apples in summer

For it's hay make and "Hey mom, do the papers say anything good.

Are there chances in life for little Dirt Cowboys

Should I make my way out of my home in the woods"

Brown Dirt Cowboy, still green and growing

City slick Captain

Fantastic the feedback

The honey the hive could be holding

For there's weak winged young sparrows that starve in the winter

Broken young children on the wheels of the winners

And the sixty-eight summer festival wallflowers are thinning

For cheap easy meals and hardly a home on the range

Too hot for the band with a desperate desire for change

We've thrown in the towel too many times

Out for the count and when we're down

Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy

From the end of the world to your town

And all this talk of Jesus coming back to see us

Couldn't fool us

For we were spinning out our lines walking on the wire

Hand in hand went music and the rhyme

The Captain and the Kid stepping in the ring

From here on sonny sonny sonny, it's a long and lonely climb

[craig mac]

And here is his Da

CAPTAIN TANTASTIC

 

 

Craig

[dougster]

If st3ph3n done an I.P. check he could find out where this guy is cause it aint me!!

I'll also put money on that CF had no idea of the username connection on regestering.

[craig mac]

Dont really care who he is TBH

Craig

[Gumball]

i still think its a wind up but as craig says i couldnt give a flying monkeys chuff.

maybe hes the leader of the bare bum boxers?

[st3ph3n]

Ac!d, I have performed my best Gil Grissom impersonation but the survey says EEEEEEHHHHOOHHHHHH. The benefits of working for a very large company that uses a web proxy.

[RA Dunk]

lol st3ph3n, that was dougster who requested the ip check not me []

so is this guy for real or what then? Surely there cant be an actual person with a mouth as big as his []

[]

[st3ph3n]

You two with your matching logos. Confusing! Like I said. No idea who it is. Now let's let this slide into infamy.

[RA Dunk]

You two with your matching logos. Confusing! Like I said. No idea who it is. Now let's let this slide into infamy.

we rule [H]

[ANDYJDMSTI]

Hahahaha........Mcflapps are not good to put up but naked mens bums are.  [8-)]

Now we know what "camp" the moderating fools are in.

Bent as a 2 bob note

 

[RA Dunk]

errrrrr, never actually thought of it like that but its a pretty good point, i remember a pic of a rather cute bit of fluff being deleted a while back because there was a showing of camel toe, but it`s ok to post a pic of a guy`s a$$ [][]

what would a new commer think?? what would captain fudtastic think []

[Captain Fantastic]

Youz think you are all so funny

he laughs longest is the one who laughs last see youz at crail ye phuds

[st3ph3n]

Captain Fantastic, you've been placed on Moderated status and this thread has been locked.

You've been asked to "put up or shut up" so post up some proof and stop antagonising everyone and I will gladly allow your post to go through and remove you from moderated status.

Otherwise, I guess we will be seeing you at crail. Make yourself known and I'm sure we wont all bite as we'll be very interested to see what your car is running.

Regards

Stephen