Gumball Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 I SPOTTED THIS LUNATIC WHEN I WENT FOR A COPY OF GAY TIMES TO SEND TO HIS OUTPOST IN THE NORTH SEED Link to comment
wilky Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 The all Arms sword swallowing course, An absolute must for offshore work. Link to comment
WUZ Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 PMSL - this guy will never go to an ABZ meet - he'd he crucified! Russell Link to comment
vicki Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 I SPOTTED THIS LUNATIC WHEN I WENT FOR A COPY OF GAY TIMES TO SEND TO HIS OUTPOST IN THE NORTH SEED I blurted out a big loud laugh there and then had to dry my screen [:$] Link to comment
Gumball Posted September 16, 2006 Author Share Posted September 16, 2006 couple of people clearly have dirty minds then??? Did you spray all over the screen? lol I was in some lapdancing place (against my will) on a work night out and one of the firls said something funny about the size of my peni and i laughed spraying beer all over 3 of them. But thats another story Link to comment
col666 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Captain Fantastic and the brown dirt cowboy. Elton John 1975. Brown dirt cowboy...elton john...[^o)] bum toucher me thinks[8-)] Link to comment
jcscoob Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Col thats funny stuff [] Spotted the man himself ............... Mr Fantastic Link to comment
jcscoob Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 CAPTAIN FANTASTIC on parky now ! [] Link to comment
insane clown Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 he taught Michelle Marsh everyting he knows[] Link to comment
dougster Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 8 posts and Captain Fantastic has you all on a hook. Roll on the Cowboy. [8-)] Link to comment
scoobaroo Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Think the concensous on here is that he aint a Captain [N] He`s a "Private" [8-|] Link to comment
andrew_lally Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 man im just itching to have a go about the sidc sence of humour!!....im a little pi**ed again!! and buzzin a little about the moros hot hatch day....blew ma scoob up so taking an old cavy sri!! its strange how things always seem to turn full circl on you sometimes lol but i suppose i better behave for now!!!....already been threatened to get knocked out this month hahahahaha **EDITED** sure i read that somewhere lol lol lol have a nice evening everyone!!! maybe see some of you at KH the moro regards andy (your resident assh hole for this evening) Link to comment
Captain Fantastic Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 I SPOTTED THIS LUNATIC WHEN I WENT FOR A COPY OF GAY TIMES TO SEND TO HIS OUTPOST IN THE NORTH SEED Loks like you Gumbal i hear you like to swalow ye fekin poltis, [:@] Link to comment
Gumball Posted September 18, 2006 Author Share Posted September 18, 2006 you hear right Captain. i love to swallow. Although POltis is a new word for me. dont really understand what it means but can only presume its a word commonly used amongst the gay biker circles. ? Link to comment
st3ph3n Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Poultice - a ye olde time bandage/treatment for sucking puss out of a wound. Also used as a term to describe someone that's a bit of a pain. Link to comment
craig mac Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Captain Fantastic, If in fact you are a real person with this all doing, massivly powerful car, Please, Do yourself a favour and please do not come on to our great forum and start your B/S We, as someone has already stated a very close community on here and we all know one an other pretty well. It takes a long time to get to know people through meets etc. To get to the "fun" slagging stage. You i might say are far from being in a position to sit there spouting your mouth off to people on here the way you are. I have already advised it may be a good idea to go and sit in a corner for a while and re think your attitude, and perhaps start again in a way we would expect a newbie to start. It is clear you have not taken this sound advice to heart and you continue to noise up people you dont even know. Once again and for in fact for the last time i will bother entering in to conversation with you, Please have a wee rethink, give yourself a wee shake and wake up. SIDC Forum is a great place to dwell, and at this rate, IMHO i dont think you will get to dwell much longer if you carry on the way you are. Craig Link to comment
scoobymark Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Captain Fantastic, If in fact you are a real person with this all doing, massivly powerful car, Please, Do yourself a favour and please do not come on to our great forum and start your B/S We, as someone has already stated a very close community on here and we all know one an other pretty well. It takes a long time to get to know people through meets etc. To get to the "fun" slagging stage. You i might say are far from being in a position to sit there spouting your mouth off to people on here the way you are. I have already advised it may be a good idea to go and sit in a corner for a while and re think your attitude, and perhaps start again in a way we would expect a newbie to start. It is clear you have not taken this sound advice to heart and you continue to noise up people you dont even know. Once again and for in fact for the last time i will bother entering in to conversation with you, Please have a wee rethink, give yourself a wee shake and wake up. SIDC Forum is a great place to dwell, and at this rate, IMHO i dont think you will get to dwell much longer if you carry on the way you are. Craig well put craig , hopefully that will take the wind out his sails!! Link to comment
Gumball Posted September 18, 2006 Author Share Posted September 18, 2006 i think we could also take things a wee bit far. I doubt the guys real and i think its someone on the wind up but......... Yes potentially his manner in which he bombarded peter initially has resulted in abuse/fun although i dont hold any ill feeling towards him as i know he has a hard enough time lunging willies after work. lets all let by gons be by gons and if captain swordswallower likes to touch men then so be it. [] Link to comment
Captain Fantastic Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Captain Fantastic, If in fact you are a real person with this all doing, massivly powerful car, Please, Do yourself a favour and please do not come on to our great forum and start your B/S We, as someone has already stated a very close community on here and we all know one an other pretty well. It takes a long time to get to know people through meets etc. To get to the "fun" slagging stage. You i might say are far from being in a position to sit there spouting your mouth off to people on here the way you are. I have already advised it may be a good idea to go and sit in a corner for a while and re think your attitude, and perhaps start again in a way we would expect a newbie to start. It is clear you have not taken this sound advice to heart and you continue to noise up people you dont even know. Once again and for in fact for the last time i will bother entering in to conversation with you, Please have a wee rethink, give yourself a wee shake and wake up. SIDC Forum is a great place to dwell, and at this rate, IMHO i dont think you will get to dwell much longer if you carry on the way you are. Craig so who made you judge and exicutioner then?[:@]think about what reasons not to come back on here ye you lot of wannabes sod the lot of you, you will see my car beat your pishy time criag. just wait and see and gumball who do you think you are? Link to comment
st3ph3n Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 CF, you are more than welcome on these forums as I think these two fine upstanding gentlemen have tried to explain in their own inimitable style. However, you have arrived on the scene and been confrontational and derogatory about other members cars and a great offer that T&C are giving the SIDC that craig managed to negotiate. Healthy competition is par for the course on the forums in the community, be it power runs, 1/4 mile times, knockhill (although not timed on the trackdays of course) and even show and shine for some. HOWEVER, this competition remains at all times friendly but spirited. The "fun slagging" that Craig mentions is there, but it is between people that know each other quite well who realise no malice is intended in any of the comments, it's purely a bit of banter. As a newcomer you are not exactly best placed to burst onto the scene claiming all our 1/4 mile times are rubbish, and laugh at Peter for braking his car when you claim it has no power. If you want to be a part of this great community then by all means stick around, but I'd ask that you respect the other members, and as the saying goes "put up or shut up" with a link to your 12.2 run on the crail website (if it was done at crail) and a scan of your dyno figures as everyone can quote numbers, but few can deliver them. Regards Stephen Link to comment
RA Dunk Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 captain motormouth, here`s a site that might be more appropriate to you www.scoobynet.co.uk, i think you`ll like it there it`s full of people like your self who have too much to say good day and dont hurry back [] Link to comment
kloon Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Could it be CF is Mr. Pink Scooby [8-)] Link to comment
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