wilky Posted June 27, 2006 Posted June 27, 2006 I bought Fast and Modified yesterday to show see the RB Relay pictures and to show folk when Im old and decrepit that I actually did something constuctive for a change, and was outraged by some dudes story about how his wide bodied FWD pug with huge, heavy wheels and tyres and nothing more than a tescos chip and an induction kit and an unhealthy belt of laughing gas blew away a Ferrari. What a load of utter shatt. The ferrari driver must have been in his 80s, drunk, on 9 points or uninterested. I know some of you like reading this magazine but surely crap like this must make you cringe. Jesus wept. Callum
jcscoob Posted June 27, 2006 Posted June 27, 2006 lol, i very rarly buy the tripe but was gona get it just to see the article, but f**k that, they could ram it !!
the squiggle Posted June 27, 2006 Posted June 27, 2006 What do you mean "When you get old and decrepit"
gus the bus Posted June 27, 2006 Posted June 27, 2006 Wilky, Like you I bought a copy today to see the RB stuff in it! expecting good coverage of such a great event [Y] either I'm getting old[:$] or these mags are getting worse[N]. A waste of £3.90 or whatever it costs.IMHO
oz *sti* Posted June 27, 2006 Posted June 27, 2006 Can't say I buy it rather buy the Jap mags, but from what you say Wilky it does sound a right load of sh*t.
col666 Posted June 27, 2006 Posted June 27, 2006 I've bought it once a long time ago, still have a wee look in the newsagents now and again but it really is a shat read. Pages and pages of the same ads every month for tacky mods and some ropey looking ned in her pants draped over a pimped out corsa!
john mac Posted June 27, 2006 Posted June 27, 2006 I've bought it once a long time ago, still have a wee look in the newsagents now and again but it really is a shat read. Pages and pages of the same ads every month for tacky mods and some ropey looking ned in her pants draped over a pimped out corsa! [] Col ,that description just about sums it up perfectly []
colin_ross Posted June 27, 2006 Posted June 27, 2006 I know some of you like reading this magazine but surely crap like this must make you cringe. Jesus wept. At least we're not in it. [] On a more serious note, does this mean the falcon's feature is off?
jcscoob Posted June 27, 2006 Posted June 27, 2006 "On a more serious note, does this mean the falcon's feature is off? " [] Wilky, dont do it m8 tell them to ....... "pissoff" , lol []
wilky Posted June 27, 2006 Author Posted June 27, 2006 It would be a nice plug for Bill and Colin but I really dont think I could handle it without saying, "I was on the launch pad at cape canaverel and I beat a Saturn V rocket to the moon, I couldnt believe it when he pulled over at 12000mph and waved me by, he must have been gutted". FFS.
vicki Posted June 27, 2006 Posted June 27, 2006 "I was on the launch pad at cape canaverel and I beat a Saturn V rocket to the moon, I couldnt believe it when he pulled over at 12000mph and waved me by, he must have been gutted". Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa [Y]
wilky Posted June 27, 2006 Author Posted June 27, 2006 "I was on the launch pad at cape canaverel and I beat a Saturn V rocket to the moon, I couldnt believe it when he pulled over at 12000mph and waved me by, he must have been gutted". Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa [Y] After that Im now thinking about the film "Dr Strangelove" as the Colonel rides the bomb to the ground...........
wilky Posted June 27, 2006 Author Posted June 27, 2006 lol YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Gumball Posted June 27, 2006 Posted June 27, 2006 you bought what????????????/ your a chav gaylordfocker get it right up ye
wilky Posted June 27, 2006 Author Posted June 27, 2006 I bought it to see you in the "Pimp my Goat" Section, unfortunatley the page wasnt wide enough for your ego YEEEEHHHAAAAA Work it up ye.
higgy Posted June 27, 2006 Posted June 27, 2006 i baught it because the shops had run out of toilet paper [:S] Higgy
fai17 Posted June 27, 2006 Posted June 27, 2006 Yes it was tripe.............defo not up to your standards
ANDYJDMSTI Posted June 28, 2006 Posted June 28, 2006 It would be a nice plug for Bill and Colin but I really dont think I could handle it without saying, "I was on the launch pad at cape canaverel and I beat a Saturn V rocket to the moon, I couldnt believe it when he pulled over at 12000mph and waved me by, he must have been gutted". FFS. FPMSL!!! That crap rag should be re-named "Not Fast but Uber Chavved" Would rather use my hand than that tosh as bog roll!! Get yourself a wee feature in Jap Performance []
paddy247 Posted June 28, 2006 Posted June 28, 2006 The RB RELAY would have made a better front page/feature.
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