ally-b Posted June 23, 2006 Posted June 23, 2006 Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding. "Ach, it's all going grand," says Jock. "I've got everything organised already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night... Archie nods approvingly. "Havens, I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jock. "A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's braw, you'll look pure smart in that! "And what's the tartan?" Archie then enquires. "Och," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll be in white..." []Al.
st3ph3n Posted June 23, 2006 Posted June 23, 2006 I was at a wedding recently and a variation was used in the best man's speech. I'm going to another one next month and after telling the best man for that he said he was going to use it too.
scientific steve Posted June 23, 2006 Posted June 23, 2006 "And what's the tartan?" Archie then enquires. ie tart in []
st3ph3n Posted June 23, 2006 Posted June 23, 2006 A man walks into a bakers and says "Is that a doughnut or a meringue?". The baker says "No, you're right enough, it's a doughnut"
peter_reid Posted June 24, 2006 Posted June 24, 2006 Man says to fellow ebayer " I bought a telescope from ebay for £1500. Man says "christ thats dear for a telescope" Ebayer says " Aye he saw me coming" Man says " I once sold a Johnny on ebay for £90" Ebayer says "Christ thats a lot for a johnny" Man say "Aye I Condom"
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