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My wife sent me this joke. Sorry if you have already heard/read it.

Ed.

For his Christmas Little Billy asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said,

"Son, we'd give you one, but the Mortgage on this house is £80,000 and your mother just lost her job.

There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw Little Billy heading out the front door with

a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

LIttle Billy told him, "I was walking past your room last night

and heard you tell mum you were pulling out."

"Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be

damned if I'm staying here by myself with an £80,000 mortgage and no

F**king bike!"

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