ed-209 Posted November 13, 2005 Posted November 13, 2005 My wife sent me this joke. Sorry if you have already heard/read it. Ed. For his Christmas Little Billy asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the Mortgage on this house is £80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw Little Billy heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" LIttle Billy told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you tell mum you were pulling out." "Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an £80,000 mortgage and no F**king bike!"
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