Gumball Posted November 1, 2005 Posted November 1, 2005 Is it me getting old or does the thought of the local youngteam rinnging your doorbell all night do your brain box in. i just had to turn the telly down and pretend i wasnt in incase i had to fork out money or sweeties to these crettins. one was dressed as what appeared to be alex mcleish and another looked as though he was going to a gaybar. wheres the oldskool costumes where you got dressed up as spiderman, superman, dracula or grotbags out of rod and emu???? this was in the ealry 80's when there was a chant of trick or treat and some kind of party piece required to get furnished with shatey sweets and money !!! "we know your in there you fat ginger dobber" doesnt quite have the same ring to it. they keep chapping on my door when im watching wife swap and theres going to be a lot of blood about the streets of south glasgow !! I might sit at the window behind the curtains with a wig on and a knife in my hand and see how they ike them aipples?
ScoobyAndy Posted November 1, 2005 Posted November 1, 2005 LOL i know what you mean auld yin Personally id just open the door n tell them where to go and slam the door on them!
=Robbo= Posted November 1, 2005 Posted November 1, 2005 LOL. Funny as Gumbie, my two sons are away out with the wife to bug the neighbours and I'm now also pretending not to be in. I need to be carefull though cos if the wife comes back and I don't answer the door she'll have caught me! I must say the kids here do seem to be in proper attire, witches, goblins etc. You must just live in a Jakey bit of Glasgow Gumbie! No matter, their costumed efforts will on this occasion go un-rewarded as I'm a boring old git! Nae luck kids, on yir way and take yir nosey maw wae ye! Robbo
ScoobyAndy Posted November 1, 2005 Posted November 1, 2005 We should all just go jump in the cars anf sod off somewhere out the road for a few hours
the squiggle Posted November 1, 2005 Posted November 1, 2005 I was planning to answer the door starkers with Sidney Devine playing at full volume in the background but the ensueing court battle and subsequient media coverage put me off. I will just throw boiling hot oil out the top window at them Grant
Gumball Posted November 1, 2005 Author Posted November 1, 2005 i live in a refined part of the city ill have you know. the seem to have appeared on mass from the streets of riodejenero or something. i might be forced to dress up myself as big daddy in a sprayed on leotard as i parade about the streets with a ghetto blaster on my shoulder pumping out cliff richard
ScoobyAndy Posted November 1, 2005 Posted November 1, 2005 OMG what scarey thoughts. Thank god iam on the opposite side of the country
Bing Posted November 1, 2005 Posted November 1, 2005 Chris, Get your toffee apples and monkey 'nuts' out you miserable old git. Why dont you get your Marilyn Monroe cossy out and earn somemore mod money! Or should it be Marilyn Manson!?
wilky Posted November 1, 2005 Posted November 1, 2005 WTF is this "Trick or treat" pish? Thats american nonsense. The only things they have given us is a huge national debt and friendly fire. When I was a wean, not so long ago (Some would argue I still am) It was "Please for my Halloween?" and you had to sing a song, jokes were unacceptable, or do a turn not stand there like a dummy and expect a free handout. You got swedgers, and the chance to dook for an apple, kneel on a chair and drop a fork from your mouth into a basin of apples hoping to spear one or take a bite from a treacle scone dangling on a string. Ask kids to do that now a days and you would get reported for being strange. They expect money if you give them some monkey nuts and an apple or banana they say your mean. And if they dare chuck eggs at my house Ill deliver them home bagged and tagged and leather thier faither for not keeping an eye on them. Ebineezer Scrooge.
Gumball Posted November 1, 2005 Author Posted November 1, 2005 bing i know your still going through rehab, but your doing well. at last your managing to come to terms with the fact you are knocking about the west end of glasgow dressed as MARC ALMOND. Its ok
pink pepper Posted November 1, 2005 Posted November 1, 2005 unfortunately we've moved to a street that is FULL of kids, so the door has been going solid for 2 hours now. have to admit i made up some sweetie bags for them but i don't make them do any jokes, just want them away! appears to be dying down now tho i've stopped answering the door as i've nothing left! - if your not fast your last!
Gumball Posted November 1, 2005 Author Posted November 1, 2005 u made bags up for them???? what a star !!! with a little prep work i would have made booby traps and the likes
pink pepper Posted November 1, 2005 Posted November 1, 2005 << u made bags up for them???? >> yeah, i have way to much time on my hands! << with a little prep work i would have made booby traps and the likes >> what a good idea maybe try that next year!!!
wilky Posted November 1, 2005 Posted November 1, 2005 I have 4 claymores in the front garden and a VOIED at the door. All failing there is a punji pit at the bottom of the stairs and I have the inlet manifold next to me and have prised the top off my tooth containing the cyanid capsule. They wont take me alive!!!!!
wilky Posted November 1, 2005 Posted November 1, 2005 STAND TO! STAND TO! THEYRE AT THE DOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
imprezapete Posted November 1, 2005 Posted November 1, 2005 ROFL at wilky, your class m8 Also on one of your notes, I was made to do something for a treat when we went around the doors when I was nipper. We at least tried to earn a sweat. Why not now?
Gumball Posted November 1, 2005 Author Posted November 1, 2005 i bet you were pete a little bird told me you still go round the doors sord swallowing if you catch my drifty
ScoobyAndy Posted November 1, 2005 Posted November 1, 2005 << i bet you were pete a little bird told me you still go round the doors sord swallowing if you catch my drifty >> LOL i'd heard that too. He dons his ymca outfit and heads out
jcscoob Posted November 1, 2005 Posted November 1, 2005 This is what i answer the door like !!! ...... This is chris sittin stewin in his gaff !!
Gumball Posted November 1, 2005 Author Posted November 1, 2005 you ferkin fiddler !!!!! your just asking for a stretch cutting about like that. answer your name the weirdos !!!
2559B Posted November 1, 2005 Posted November 1, 2005 Being the anti-social git that I am, I let Jodi answer the door all evening while I lay on the couch keeping the dog away ( He goes mental when ther doorbell rings !!! ) Jodi had made up little bags with monkey nuts, sweeties, apple, fairy cake, and a wee toy inside them !!!! Have to admire her patience for this ............. However, I was dissapointed that every single bag was gone, usually there is a couple left that I can eat later on !!!!!!!
IanJ Posted November 1, 2005 Posted November 1, 2005 The answer to your problems is laxative chocolate. Give them some of that this and they wont be back
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