Another joke

[Mass]

>A woman takes a lover during the day while

>her husband is at work. Her 9-year-old son comes home

>unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet

>to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She

>puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that

>the little boy is in there already.

>

>

>The little boy says, "Dark in here."

>The man says, "Yes, it is."

>Boy - "I have a baseball."

>Man - "That's nice."

>Boy - "Want to buy it?"

>Man - "No, thanks."

>Boy - "My dad's outside."

>Man - "OK, how much?"

>Boy - "$250.00"

>

>In the next few weeks, it happens again

>that the boy and the lover are in the

>closet together.

>

>Boy - "Dark in here."

>Man - "Yes, it is."

>Boy - "I have a baseball glove."

>

>

>The lover remembering the last time,

>asks the boy," How much?"

>

>Boy - "$750"

>Man - "Fine."

>

>

>A few days later, the father says to the

>boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside

>and have a game of catch."

>

>The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball

>and my glove."

>The father asks, "How much did you sell

>them for?"

>

>

>Boy -"$1,000"

>

>The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your

>friends like that...that is way more than those two

>things cost. I'm going to take you to church

>and make you confess."

>

>They go to the church and the father makes the little

>boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

>

>The boy says, "Dark in here."

>The priest says, "Don't start that $hit again".

[warby]

Nice 1 Lee.

[blue boy]

[Silverlady]

lol good one

[Dalthegooner]

LOL classic

[Robbie09]

LOL

[edmondo]

lol

[CJ Scooby]

Very good