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Hello all callsigns this is Wilky, SITREP

A. 1827hrs

B. Hilton Hotel Austin.

C. About to go out with a,Babe for dinner bed and Breakfast (Nudge nudge)

D. No hostile activity observed or expected, plenty friendly activity expected (ahem!)

E. Intend to hold location for immediate future work on tan, wear my cowboy boots, polish my beltbuck, chew baccy, smoke cowboy killers, sup on bud lite and get my pole smoked, again.

F. Admin requirements, NIL

Nothing further to report, that is all. OUT.

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Wilky this is Golf3000.............

confirm perminant residence in the Hilton Hotel........................

confirm sitrep with Babe the pig off the telly....................

send sitrep on pole smoke task..................mount mortar

roger so far over....................

"YOUR A CONFIDENT BASTA8D"

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Hello Golf 3000 T/I 0A,

Reference Babe, negative, person in question is a blonde bombshell, photos taken, target recorded as XUK1001,

Reference smoke task, rounds complete, deal closed, payload dropped.

NFTR, Out.

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If your implying that Im a diddywasher Cal, perhapes you would like to say it to my face when I chap your door in October. An apology would be fine, otherwise call you dentist and book an apointment for mid October.

Callum W

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<< If your implying that Im a diddywasher Cal, perhapes you would like to say it to my face when I chap your door in October. An apology would be fine, otherwise call you dentist and book an apointment for mid October.

Callum W >>

God dammit you rootin' tootin' son of a FMIC face-icon-small-happy.gif Who the flock hijacked your username last night ? I know there's nae banter over there but I think the viagra needs to be swopped for tamazepan. All was said in jest as well you know it ! Please don't not let a U.S. state thats got more churches than Starbucks affect your Scottish modem operandi. I've never been involved in a SIDC conflict and dont intend to now........I can see why you be hacked off if your thread had started on a serious note but it didn't face-icon-small-wink.gif.........so if on reflection after reading this in a more Wilky like state of mind, you'd like an apology I will duly issue one face-icon-small-cool.gif

Please go and read point "D" in yer first thread and rethink your out of character post - by the way the piccy has been swopped for a lady that looks as though she's just had a ride in the back seat of the Millenium falcon at warp speed.

Cal

p.s I have washed a few diddy's in my time too face-icon-small-wink.gif and I've employed a couple of tubby Matalan security men to guard my front door face-icon-small-happy.gif

p.p.s replied to your PM too

BRAVO------------ALPHA-------------NOVEMBER------------TANGO--------------------ECHO----------------ROMEO

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Dude, your PM is also replied. Im sorry I was a bit leary of y'all taking the piss.

Sorry Cal, ive explained in my PM , sense of humour break down, your a real friend, Im the asshole on this count. To all the fans, sorry, Im the man with the wrong end of the stick.

No harm done dude!

Callum, one confused asshole!!face-icon-small-wink.gif

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