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After washing the car at the Shell station. I was returning along the local road that connects Hillington and Paisley, about a mile long with a right angle left at the end and a junction on the right about 100yds before the right angled left hander, a road i know well as i use it to test the car so to speak. I was travelling about 60 odd on a light peddle, i seen a 406 waiting to come out of the junction, about 20 yds before the juction he pulled out right in front of me. OOOOOHHHHHH SSSSSHHHHHHIIIITTTTT. I hit the brakes, they locked up, not good i am going right into the back of him, off the brakes gently turn, now not going to hit the 406, now i am going to hit the Chevron square on, off the brakes again and turn, just missed the Chevron marker board and end up in field. Initial inspection from the inside reveals that the pax mirror glass is gone, car still running in a field facing the wrong way. THE GUY IN THE 406 STOPPED AND GESTURED TO ME THAT HE ENJOYED MASTERBATION. You F*cking what, he thinks i was in the wrong, this guy must think that i was trying to overtake him on a 90 degree left hander. I could not get out the field the way i had entered said field and the 406 was pulling away. By the time i found the way out he had b*ggered off into the blue yonder.

Got the car back home to survey the damage. n/s/r door scrape, n/s/f door scrape, n/s/r wheel arch scrape, n/s wing mirror glass destroyed, half a fence post though the lower grill, radiator bent by said fence post but not leaking. NO damage to the sump or anything crucial underneath.

Could have been a lot worse if i had hit him up the chuff or if i had hit the chevron sign square on.

doesnt look too bad

grill and fence post dont mix

mirror glass destroyed and scrape down side

this is where i was when the 406 pulled out

this is what i squeezed the scooby through at about 20-30mph. the better of the 3 options

New radiator, near side wing mirror, rear wheel arch drawn back into shape and some panel beating on the near side rear door. I will get a day off work to trawl it round some local bodyshops.

All comments about my driving style welcomed and duly ignored as this is my first accident in 10 years and nearly 750000 miles of driving.

P*ssed off Squirrel but i will still be at the meet at Glasgow tomorrow. Now thats commitment to you lot

See you lot tomorrow for everyone to have a laugh at the Squirrel

Grant

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I will make no comments - been there face-icon-small-sad.gif

Hope you get it all sorted out and looks like a fairly lucky escape. Should not cost too much in comparison to some near misses face-icon-small-sad.gif

See you on Monday night.

Brian face-icon-small-happy.gif

HUGE pictures BTW! Especially like the sideways ones.

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face-icon-small-shocked.gifface-icon-small-sad.gifOuch never nice to see a damaged car....especially a scooby! Would have been worse if you hit the 406 or the road sign tho, hope you get it all fixed up soon buddy.face-icon-small-wink.gif
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Sorry mate that is a dull one especially after a top weekend. These are not the pics we like, but at least you weren't injured.

any how my motto is live the dream,and any thing that is broken just replace it with an upgrade. keep us informed how it all goesface-icon-small-blush.gif

here is something to keep you going as i know you like this stuff!!!!!!!

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LMAO at the 406 driver 'GESTURED TO ME THAT HE ENJOYED MASTERBATION' - The cheeky F.er! I think that would have just pushed me over the edge - the scooby wouldnt be the only bashed thing in that field!face-icon-small-mad.gifface-icon-small-tongue.gif

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<< LMAO at the 406 driver 'GESTURED TO ME THAT HE ENJOYED MASTERBATION' - The cheeky F.er! I think that would have just pushed me over the edge - the scooby wouldnt be the only bashed thing in that field!face-icon-small-mad.gifface-icon-small-tongue.gif >>

Unfortunatly i could not get out the field the way i had entered, if i could have then i would have killed him. When i started to move he scarperd pretty god damn quickly and by the time i found the exit he was well gone

Grant

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That sucks Grant - really sorry to hear that happened especially after a good run.

Poxy git in the Peugeot just legging it - hanging's too good for some peopleface-icon-small-mad.gifface-icon-small-mad.gif

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Glad to hear you are ok. face-icon-small-wink.gif

just think if you didnt have the sh1tty jap tyres on then you may actually have stayed on the black stuff face-icon-small-tongue.gifface-icon-small-wink.gifface-icon-small-tongue.gif

WTF is all this "washing the car" malarky??????!!!!!! face-icon-small-shocked.gif

unlike you mate face-icon-small-wink.gif

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feel for you mate,i've owned 4 cars in my time and had every one of them

damaged at some point,4 out of 5 times were some other f**kers fault......one

was my good lady but i suppose thats to be expected......good luck with the

repairs i'm sure it will look as good as new in no time...seeyou tomorrow at

Hillington.

p.s. if it's any consolation have a laugh at the fact i crashed my work's LDV Convoy

straight into a stop sign while trying to turn off the A73 into Condorrat last Tuesday.

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i can only get faster

Del.

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Next time (hopefully not)face-icon-small-sad.gif Hit the f..........ing car that pulled out , then youll at least get to take your frustrations out on the bas...ard face-icon-small-wink.gif who caused the accident. Car doesn't look bad Grant , see u at the meet.

Andy......................you all Know i'm rightface-icon-small-disgusted.gif

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My dear fellow! You were luck it could have been alot worse. If you need a hand with anything give me a shout, I will see you tomorrow night I have the pipe and restrictor for you. I had a fright on friday at the M74 where you can head up to the A8. Robin H2OMRV will no doubt take the micky out of me if he reads this. How I never crashed I dont know. My pants were needing changed by the time we got back to Edinburgh.

Callum

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