colin_ross Posted October 8, 2009 Author Posted October 8, 2009 you just wish that Andy,Wilky,coulty,squiggle and myself were gay so that you could come on to to us Can I just point out this may be the gayest thing I've ever seen posted on this website. Nice one Davie, back on form.
mystery machine Posted October 8, 2009 Posted October 8, 2009 (edited) ha they so do......... ken, like, eh I'll trade a "like ken" and a "ken eh" for your "by de way" and a "so it is"... It's all relative - the west coast banter sounds just as twee and cute to us as the east coast stuff does to you guys/gals (Even if yeese do sound like ye toke on helium for breakfast - haw haw). Edited October 8, 2009 by Mystery Machine
the squiggle Posted October 8, 2009 Posted October 8, 2009 Well thats a new one on me...BESTiality!? Im off to search Speciality. Always thought that involved George Best and a snooker cue. Every day a school day
mystery machine Posted October 8, 2009 Posted October 8, 2009 Ah, you're thinking of the fifers. They're not gay, they just love the whole bestiality thing. Q. How do you circumcise a Fifer...? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
the squiggle Posted October 8, 2009 Posted October 8, 2009 Q. How do you circumcise a Fifer...?A. Kick his sister in the jaw. Harsh but fair
green_goblin Posted October 8, 2009 Posted October 8, 2009 Q. How do you circumcise a Fifer...?A. Kick his sister in the jaw. ;) :lol:
G.T. Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 while were on the subgect of accents what about the sheep lovers. have any of you ever watched trawlermen they have subtitles for bbc scotland "fit like ken" oh and while were on the banter thread , Stephen what does it mean youre ROOT admin hope its nothing to do with winstons root
corsa Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 Come to think of it Colin, coulty did worry me a few times. You may have a point with that one, and then he started to like uniforms. Whats all that about. Anyway you not got a decent model of car yet?
colin_ross Posted October 9, 2009 Author Posted October 9, 2009 What you talkin about.? My car is a goddamm sexual tyrannosaurus compared to your limp dict effort.
the squiggle Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 What you talkin about.? My car is a goddamm sexual tyrannosaurus compared to your limp dict effort. Didn't the dinosaurs die out after a meteor hit Just wondering
superstar_tradesman Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 Ah, you're thinking of the fifers. They're not gay, they just love the whole bestiality thing. Yeah but they hate soap
mystery machine Posted October 10, 2009 Posted October 10, 2009 How to fall out with half of Scotland in the space of one thread, eh? Did you get your scratch sorted, BTW?
oobster Posted October 11, 2009 Posted October 11, 2009 All you gays must be really upset this morning when you heard about your boyzone hero dying. If any of you need to talk it through, try finding someone who cares.
thefastone Posted October 11, 2009 Posted October 11, 2009 'bummer'... Dont know though Andy, You brought it up, I think that you are the one that's really hurting the most....
hosstheboss Posted October 12, 2009 Posted October 12, 2009 while were on the subgect of accents what about the sheep lovers. have any of you ever watched trawlermen they have subtitles for bbc scotland "fit like ken"oh and while were on the banter thread , Stephen what does it mean youre ROOT admin hope its nothing to do with winstons root Just remember -
RA Dunk Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 Andyjdmsti = gayWilky = closet gay Coulty = ultra gay Corsa = gay wannabe, need to go to the gym first The Squiggle = not gay, just weird Discuss...................... Andyjdmsti ,goes to parts of the world most dont want to......not too be messed with Wilky, has been to parts of the world most dont want too.......not too be messed with Coulty, is now a copper...not too be messed with (unless your into blokes in uniform) Corsa, into F1, pretty cool too me Squiggle, anybody who drives bare feet is clearly off there f,ing heads......not too be messed with Bottom line is none of them are Ghay there all f,ing mad!!
wilky Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 Andyjdmsti = gayWilky = closet gay Coulty = ultra gay Corsa = gay wannabe, need to go to the gym first The Squiggle = not gay, just weird Discuss...................... You won't be so feckin smug when I climb through you bedroom window and eat you liver as your wife and children sleep you hand pumper! And yes I do like goats and dance to "I was a male Stipper" in Sticky Carpets. I do not however share the same view as Andy. He may wish to boot your peas, or alternatively agree with you and simply take the lotion from the basket and rub it on his skin before he gets the hose again. You'll need to ask him.
the squiggle Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 You won't be so feckin smug when I climb through you bedroom window and eat you liver as your wife and children sleep you hand pumper!And yes I do like goats and dance to "I was a male Stipper" in Sticky Carpets. I do not however share the same view as Andy. He may wish to boot your peas, or alternatively agree with you and simply take the lotion from the basket and rub it on his skin before he gets the hose again. You'll need to ask him. Subtle yet straight to the point but also neglects to mention his Liberace tattoo he got in Nam, ChelteNAM
wilky Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 Subtle yet straight to the point but also neglects to mention his Liberace tattoo he got in Nam, ChelteNAM Says the man who sits down to pee.
hosstheboss Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 Says the man who sits down to pee. I always sit down to pee fin i'm blootered - and i still mange tae pish on me troosers! The wife is fed up of it mind you, she wishes i wid sit on the bog and nae the bedside cabinet!
cullenmin Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 I always sit down to pee fin i'm blootered - and i still mange tae pish on me troosers! The wife is fed up of it mind you, she wishes i wid sit on the bog and nae the bedside cabinet! Especially since her praying mary ornament is on the bedside cabinet
hosstheboss Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 Especially since her praying mary ornament is on the bedside cabinet Hey min settle doon or i'll hae tae pish in yer beenie hat!
cullenmin Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 Hey min settle doon or i'll hae tae pish in yer beenie hat!
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