hosstheboss Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Gas man knocks on a house door. Little boy answers wearing lipstick, knee high boots, stockings, suspenders & smoking a joint. Gas man says: "Is your mum in son" Little boy replies: "Does it fu**ing look like it!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Paddy says to Murphy "Murph, when them scuba divers go into the water how come they always fall in backwards?" Murphy replies "away he daft fu**er, if they fell forwrds they would still be in the fookin boat"!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Link to comment
micra_wrc Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 will add my funny to this thread rather than start a new one In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the super natural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 am Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00, Kenneth Roberts, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner. Link to comment
st3ph3n Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Imy - I know a guy who had to go into his office very late one evening to see why a server kept rebooting and it was due to a similar problem! Link to comment
oobster Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 The above scenario was the plot of an episode of The No 1 Ladies Detective Agency recently. hosstheboss - can I sue under the trade descriptions act? Link to comment
hosstheboss Posted April 21, 2009 Author Share Posted April 21, 2009 hosstheboss - can I sue under the trade descriptions act? Sorry, you've lost me here? Link to comment
ace_tingtong Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 loved the jokes, keep them coming Link to comment
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