Why?

[shiralee]

what was gargamels (think thats right) cat called in the smurfs?

It was Azrael!!!

[shiralee]

Why do women rub there eyes in the Morning???

Now is this ALL women or just your wife??

[quagmire]

What colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

[quagmire]

Why is it that full grown men pull that stupid facial expression about twice a year when having a dump ????

or am I the only one ??

And how do blind people know when to stop wiping?

[mikkers]

Why is it that when you eat a sausage a turd comes out, but if you eat a turd a sausage dosnt come out.

Great scientific minds are all stumped by the sausage-turd conundrum.

[granby]

Why is it that when you eat a sausage a turd comes out, but if you eat a turd a sausage dosnt come out.

Great scientific minds are all stumped by the sausage-turd conundrum.

Is this from personnel experience, if so how many times have you eaten a turd then mikkers

[diazamet]

@BASER999:

I challenge your definition of steps ('tend to have just an open tread'), for I have seen many steps (more than one would consider an odd occurrence) that are made of the building material commonly referred to as Concrete.

And when you make toast, where does the bread go?

[DAISYFARTPANTS]

It was Azrael!!!

ohhhhh yeah! cheers treacle!

[fudge]

Why is it that :-

All Polar bears are left handed ?

There is no echo to a ducks "quack" ?

And all women retain 12% more radiation than men ?

[BLUE V LTD]

They say your body is 80% of water. So are you 20% away from drowning all the time.

[DAISYFARTPANTS]

is PC WORLD a theme park for policemen?

[mikkers]

is PC WORLD a theme park for policemen?

Why does my monitor, when switched on, produce light even if the screen is black?

Why do people worry about icebergs melting when the water they displace when frozen is equal or excedes their volume of water?

[DAISYFARTPANTS]

question? whats my next question?

[diazamet]

Why does my monitor, when switched on, produce light even if the screen is black?

Because there is a light behind the image and an LCD screen works by blocking out the light (or certain colours of light) but it is not 100% effective at blocking it out when black.

[DAISYFARTPANTS]

why when driving in lane 3 and someone arrives behind you, do we feel all defensive,or is it just me?

[diazamet]

why when driving in lane 3 and someone arrives behind you, do we feel all defensive,or is it just me?

Well, if you were in Germany it would be because they arrive behind you at 150 mph!

Edited December 22, 2008 by diazamet

[granby]

Well, if you were in Germany it would be because the arrive behind you at 150 mph!

[DAISYFARTPANTS]

Well, if you were in Germany it would be because they arrive behind you at 150 mph!

my mum says speedings not big and its not clever, she also said use goose fat for cooking your roast potatoes!

[diazamet]

my mum says speedings not big and its not clever, she also said use goose fat for cooking your roast potatoes!

except in Germany it's not speeding, that just a gentle Sunday drive!

[granby]

except in Germany it's not speeding, that just a gentle Sunday drive!

[DAISYFARTPANTS]

except in Germany it's not speeding, that just a gentle Sunday drive!

diazamet wheres your name from?

[diazamet]

diazamet wheres your name from?

My username? I made it up, then searched google to check it's uniqueness. Came up with no matches so it stuck. It's generally the name I use for registering on forums. Not more significance than that.

Why do you ask?

[DAISYFARTPANTS]

My username? I made it up, then searched google to check it's uniqueness. Came up with no matches so it stuck. It's generally the name I use for registering on forums. Not more significance than that.

Why do you ask?

i couldnt work out if it was an anagram of anything,and now youve sorted it for me.cheers!