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Good to hear you are still around Chris.

I know you for the shy, sweet and well mannered chap that you really are and not the extrovert goat botherer that you purport to be.

Going to get a lift for the weekend?

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Ian,

Lol. I couldnt begin to reply to that, your not daft.

This weekend the old firm are playing although it would be really good to see the cars and all the faces at Lanark. I was keen to get my Canon out and get some really good shots of the procession.

Where would the most cars be and what time would they be there? Saturday morning?

Chris

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Oh you don't want my thoughts on the OF! :icon_pray:

Get yourself down to Lanark for the off Chris. You won't regret being there but you WILL regret NOT being there.

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Ian,

Lol. I couldnt begin to reply to that, your not daft.

This weekend the old firm are playing although it would be really good to see the cars and all the faces at Lanark. I was keen to get my Canon out and get some really good shots of the procession.

Where would the most cars be and what time would they be there? Saturday morning?

Chris

Between 8am and 10am at the Lanark Market

Bring your Cannon along and point it at the procession

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This weekend the old firm are playing although it would be really good to see the cars and all the faces at Lanark.

ahh that reminds me you are a die hard tim are you :):icon_pray:

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I hate to bring up old news, but actually there needs to be more banter IMHO.

Maybe im very immature but this really did make me laugh

Your 100% correct Chris, this place isn't what it was before it's almost humourless nowadays, some members judas's have defected to the .net place others have sold up and moved on, what we need is another 'gloves' thread or something similar to liven the place up.

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its a real shame the forum was changed a couple of years back. I could have burned the hours of spare time trawling old threads.

Stephen, please show me the photo of the driving gloves you got ! they were legendary !

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Show us the photo of the driving mits or Wilky will beat you in the fashion he learnt during his time as 2IC on the tea urn in the 13th Royal Regiment of Botswanan Delta Frogmen Commandos

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Right o Ginger i will bell your bellend tomorrow about noon after you finish rodding that rod of yours

Trout

true to his word, my phone rang as unexpected around this time. Very admirable Mr Nelson! Catch you next week for operation pinhole.

Enjoy your time in Jimmy Hendrix

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Show us the photo of the driving mits or Wilky will beat you in the fashion he learnt during his time as 2IC on the tea urn in the 13th Royal Regiment of Botswanan Delta Frogmen Commandos

Indeed, or Gumball will violate you in with the vigor and panache of his old unit The Nigerian Special Insertion Brigade where he served as 2i/c Marching relief.

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Indeed, or Gumball will violate you in with the vigor and panache of his old unit The Nigerian Special Insertion Brigade where he served as 2i/c Marching relief.

HAHAHAHAHA. St3ph3n with loads of 3's, you best square away the images of the canoes and gloves pronto before Wilky ,who was the first man through the window at the iranian embassy (ran his own window cleaning firm) will tamperfere with your bottom, in the same proactive manner he was accustomed to in the:

131st Ugandan Parachutist Downhole Specialist Grenadier Rangers

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Stephen, do as requested or you will suffer an attack from the well organized unit pictured above, under the Direct Command of persons who cannot be named because of legal reasons (Gumball)

A unit so secret even the Banana republic they hail from do not realize they exist.

They live by their motto " Admin means Chaos"

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They live by their motto " Admin means Chaos"

hahahahahahhahaha ''admin means chaos''.

Wilky rose quickly through the ranks and was in charge of the blue rucksack containing the sandwiches

Here they are during a wepons lesson.

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Chris is pictured balancing his "bangstick " against his stones before the big bad whiteman made magic with a zippo and scared him.

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Wilky finished packing his kit for final exercise in training although became confused with the stock order of ''look at me, look away, look at me, look away'' and began to wonder why he got a roll mat and a helmet cover and his colleagues got neither.

Little did he know that during that evening, he was going to need that roll mat to lie down and take one for the team, from the team

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Gumball was angered by the presses inability to sing the Jebrovian National anthem despite him leading the chorus and conducting it!

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Wilky began to resent the fact the section had conducted a chinese parliament and voted fore with that HE should be the one to stand outside in the open acting as a figure 11 (standing target), as the rest sheltered.

He darent say anything though, cos Denzel had already threatened to jam the RPG warhead into his tea towel holder

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Chris knew he had let his commander down and had to rebuild the trust.

For now he was content with the awesome task of guarding the company stick.

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Callum enjoyed his first posting to the little english hamlet of Northern Ireland and hoped to meet the queen.

Finally, following 9 months of infantry training with the Congalese Spray Gunners, he had made it to ''chat up man on eagle VCPs'' on the Garvachy Road

Although, he knew the man was carrying nothing suspicious, his chorus of ''your getting warmer'' was too hard to ignore.

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