Introduction From New Throbbing Member

[man-with-men]

Good afternoon,

Given that I am relateively new to this forum, i thought i should perhaps introduce myself to you all.

My name is "Man-with-men" and although that perhaps might lead you to believing that i am indeed a raving homosexual, that in fact would be incorrect. The name originates from when i was a school fellow growing up in Edinburgh.

One afternoon whislt indulging in a somewhat unorthadox practise of chasing a shaved goat labouriously around the rugby field, I stopped to realise that some of the best times i had were with other men. Hence the name "man-with-men"

Please excuse me as i seem to have become rather carried away with my somewhat (hindsight) amusing name.

Anyway, the reason i thought it important to introduce myself is due to my new found love of the motorsport world. For some time now i have been lingering with the idea of building my own subaru impreza STD. Building perhaps is the incorrect wording. What i eluded to say was that I am giving serious consideration to modifying a standard impreza into a not so standard impreza.

I understand that there are a large number of people amongst our peers that have fulfilled their own ambitions in this area?

Just the other day, whilst turning the car over slowly before smoking my own rod i examined the air inlet manifold and realised that i was in effect "staring down the barrel of a loaded gun". What i mean by this is, it quickly dawned on me that i was potentially dancing with a goat in the pale moon light albeit unawares of my flurtatious cavorting with the hooved beast.

I do whiter on.

I would like to take this oportunity to thank people for the assistance that they may offer me in my project over the coming months and wish you the very best in health and well being at my caravan in skegness.

May your pistons and rods be thoroughly stiffened.

Best wishes

Men-with-men

Edited August 15, 2008 by man-with-men

[emoe]

Good afternoon,

i am indeed a raving homosexual

One afternoon whislt indulging in a shaved goat labouriously

some of the best times i had were with other men.

Sorry couldnt help it!!!

[man-with-men]

Sorry couldnt help it but i seem to have cought my throbbing man valve in the door or my man friends caravanette!!!

sorry i couldnt help it

[RA Dunk]

lol nice wind up are you captain fantastic?

[man-with-men]

Who is this captain fantashtish you speak of? Are you in some way related to Winston?

[emoe]

lol nice wind up are you captain fantastic?

i actually think he is gay!

[RA Dunk]

i actually think he is gay!

the name is a bit of a give away TBH, perhaps the offshore life dosent suit him, i might suggest a day rate job as a cabin boy for him though

[emoe]

maybe one of the cabin crew from the next boat will suffice? maybe master bates?

[RA Dunk]

maybe one of the cabin crew from the next boat will suffice? maybe master bates?

or seamen stains perhaps? i bet he knows all about that

[karps]

Gumball strikes again

[man-with-men]

or seamen stains perhaps? i bet he knows all about that

I find the reponse i have recieved wholly unsatifactory given that i have been polite, encouraging and friendly.

Are you both touchers of goats

[RA Dunk]

I find the reponse i have recieved wholly unsatifactory given that i have been polite, encouraging and friendly.

Are you both touchers of goats

everyone in this forum has a fondness off goats

[RA Dunk]

Gumball strikes again

i hope it is, he has the same sense of humour as mr men who likes other men dont he plus mr men who loves other men has a bit of knowelege off oil rigs which gumm bear did as well

i think you right karps m8, its gummster in disguise

[scientific steve]

Gumball strikes again

me thinketh you could be right

fookin larf though

[paul555sti]

me thinketh you could be right

fookin larf though

Gumball was exactly what i was thinking with the smoking his rod comments, goats and winston, it must be him.

[man-with-men]

Gumball was exactly what i was thinking with the smoking his rod comments, goats and winston, it must be him.

Yes it is I. I couldnt for the life of me recall what my password was for my real alias so i created a new one namely that of MAN WITH MEN

Rather fetching i think you will agree.

Im glad that my sense of humour and sexual preferences made a lasting effect on you all

[RA Dunk]

Im glad that my sense of humour and sexual preferences made a lasting effect on you all

lol how could we ever forget, you have made such an impression on us all you couldent even login under an alias with out us guessing it was you

[man-with-men]

lol how could we ever forget, you have made such an impression on us all you couldent even login under an alias with out us guessing it was you

have you been with winston though>

[paul555sti]

have you been with winston though>

Do you remember the night at knockhill with the testicular temperature gauge?

Paul555sti ( aka sheep )

[man-with-men]

If im honest Paul...i cant remember that.

Please enlighten me though

[paul555sti]

If im honest Paul...i cant remember that.

Please enlighten me though

You found a digital laser thermometer lying behind somebodys car in the pits and the next thing you were checking the temperature of various peoples sacks!!! ( Through there jeans of course , not wanting this thread to turn into a gay fest )

Edited August 15, 2008 by paul555sti

[RA Dunk]

have you been with winston though>

on many occasions, i have heard im not the only one though

heres a few from the archives

who`s this bloke??

and three guesses for this bloke

ooops how could i forget the main man himself BONGA BONGA!!

Edited August 15, 2008 by Ac!D

[man-with-men]

Aye thats right, the old laser bawsack temp machine thingy. I only did that cos i know you were choking to know how hot me eggs were without actually touching them and i didnt want you to get uncomfortable

ACID, youve too much time on your hands

[RA Dunk]

ACID, youve too much time on your hands

the joys of working offshore, six months of the year to kill annoying the feck out of other people

[man-with-men]

It was BONGO BONGO as if you couldnt remember. Not BONGA BANGO

You pretending you dont remember hearing him shouting that in your ear as he pumped you behind the CO-OP in Dundee