There is only one Smeaton !!

[craig mac]

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[dougster]

Pint purchased.

[RA Dunk]

old news im afraid http://forums.sidc.co.uk/forums/5/985882/ShowThread.aspx []

[dougster]

John Smeaton will never be OLD news!!

[RA Dunk]

the second clip is funny as hell though, we all ran to get a kick and boot in to subdue him []

[RA Dunk]

some of the comments on the bottom of the page are great too [Y]

[andy]

If this had happened in a

US airport,compared to glasgow

 

Eyewitness accounts.

 

America:"Oh my God! there was a

man on fire,he was running about, i just  ran for my life..i

thought i was gonna die,he got so close to me"

Glasgow "**** wis running aboot on fire,so a ran up n

gave him a good boot,then decked him"

America:"I just wanna get

home,away from here..i just wanna get home,i  thought i was gonna

die"

 

Glasgow:"here shug,am no leaving

here till am oan a f***in' plane!"

 

America:"there

was pandemonium,people were running in all directions,we  didn't

know what was hapening,i thought i was gonna die"

Glasgow:"F*** this fir a kerry oan,moan we ll get a pint in"

America:"We thought he was gonna blow us all

up he had a gas canister,and was trying to get into

his trunk,i thought we were gonna die,i just ran for my life"

 

Glasgow:"a

swaggered by the motor that wis on fire,and the dafty couldnae even open his

boot,he wis in fire annaw so a ran up n gave him a good boot  to the baws"

 

America:there

was this huge explosion,it sounded like war,i thought i was gonna die"

 

Glasgow:"There

wis a bang,yi know when yi throw BO basher intae a

fire it wis like that"

 

America:"i'm too

traumatised even to speak,i thought i was gonna die"

Glasgow "here mate,gies 2 minutes till a phone

ma auld dear,if am gonna be oan the telly a want her tae tape

it"

[RA Dunk]

at least he got a fe kicks in, good fellow Smeaton for Prime Minister i say!! []

[gus the bus]

and here he is[] from another  forum I frequent

[Alan-G]

He seems to be an overnight hero ...

[andy]

‘Twas doon by the inch o’ Abbots

Oor Johnny walked one day

When he saw a sicht that troubled him

Far more that he could say

A fanatic ******* ********

Wiz doin what he’d planned

And intae Glesca’s departure hall

A Cherokee he’d rammed.

A big Glaswegian polis

Came forward tae assist

He thocht “a wumman driver”

Or at least someone half-p****d

But to his shock nae drunken Jock

Emerged to grasp his hand

But a flamin’ Arab loony

Frae Al Qaeda’s band

The mad Islamist nut-case

Had set hissel’ on fire

And swung oot at the polis

GBH his clear desire

Now that’s no richt wur Johnny cried

And sallied tae the fray

A left hook and a heid butt

Required tae save the day.

Now listen up Bin Laden

Yir sort’s nae wanted here

For imported English radicals

Us Scoatsman huv nae fear

Oor hame grown Glesca Asians

Will have nae bluidy truck

So take yer worldwide Jihad

An get yersel tae F***

[Alan-G]

Where does John Smeaton get his groceries from ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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