MAN walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />
Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache"
Wife replies: "I think you'll find, that is a sheep."
Man replies: "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."
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