An Eskimo is driving his WRX along a country road through Monnymusk and it breaks down. A local AA man stops and ask the eskimo if he would like him to take a look to see if he can fix it.
AA man spends a bit of time under the bonnet and the eskimo asks if he can see the problem. AA man says "I think youve blown a seal"
Eskimo replies "Sod you, You shag sheep"