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craig mac

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  1. Teacher arrested in terror alert NEW YORK - A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzales said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute values. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as ' unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are three sides to every triangle'." When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes." White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the president. Craig
  2. Aye and a full 3" Decat, Garrett GT3* turbo, Aps cai, Andy F then its sorted[][] Craig
  3. Oh aye black or White Get the Stilt springs out and get a nice set of NON gold rims [H] Craig
  4. I was looking at a Hawkeye Sti in WHITE today, T&C Have just sold 2 off them It looks lovely............drool drool..........[] Craig
  5. You might break it Peter[] [] Craig[]
  6. It has something to do with the noise polution etc, that they have stopped doing stuff there or so i am told. They were requested to build some 10 foot embankment right round it to keep the noise in or something, and it was going to cost heaps of dosh, so AFAIK There will be no more Edzell days[:'(] Craig
  7. FPMSL [:'(] Craig
  8. Will maybe then pop over to Dastek too if i could remember where it was[:$]. Just for a wee power run...................................[*-)] Craig
  9. I wish you were home to Robin, i could have done with a laugh [] Stage 1.5 will be completed. [] Craig
  10. OMG [] You just have to open that thread.....PMSL Craig
  11. Cool as [H] I will take the d/p down mate. Would it be ok to meet me in Ikea car park? As the wife is coming along (sweetner[]) Or is that too far out the way? Pm me m8 Craig
  12. Free on Thursday next week to point me in the right direction to Andy F's Place? Appointment for the 5th in the afternoon, and i have no idea what so ever how to get there. No i dont have sat nav, it dont make your car go faster.............[] Or indeed just give me rough directions....................... Craig
  13. Craig / or whoever is next Take my place As i said earlier in the thread i would have loved to have come along but it means Kennels for my 2 dogs for the night etc and its a real ball ache So switch me out of the list Craig
  14. FPMSL More HUGGY BEARS [] Craig I touch goats[]
  15. Wuz I touch goats urgent regarding the above m8 Craig
  16. As above folks, want to get my track wheels done, They are spotless, brand new in fact, but want to add a wee bit of fun to them As i have my 18" i run everyday and another set 17's in gold with Nokians for the winter, I fancy getting the track day ones done. Any suggestions? Where and rough idea of cost etc? Craig
  17. Millers 10w60 for me m8, And with my mods it will be changed every 3k Craig
  18. Oh and there is this one as well[] http://forums.sidc.co.uk/forums/791040/ShowPost.aspx Craig
  19. Craig Cheque later is not a problem bud[] Craig
  20. Aye that was me Grant Long time ago now, Still got my decks and records but not bothered my a$$ playing out for about 2 year now. Those were the days [] Craig
  21. Col I used Falkland to do my geometry and its top class mate. Craig
  22. FPMSL Craig
  23. PMSL ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Its white, and its all cut off so i think you may have taken the lead there m8 [] Craig Wuz check your Pms[]
  24. Its hard working in the oil game whoever said it was easy lied 12 years offshore and all over the world. Now after all the I have to sit in front of a PC all day and watch it to. [:|] See you soon bud, dont work too hard ppppffffffhhhhhhhh[*-)] Craig
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