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Blue Thunder may require a name change............ To Silent Assassin or something, the 3" System has removed the LOOK OUT!! WHAT THE F*** !!! Noise. It now a quietish pu55y cat.........................[] LOL Craig

Jodie Glenburgie Subaru http://www.glenburgie-subaru.co.uk/ Craig

Yes stephen 10 in a box No problem mate Craig

So do i hear 2 boxes for next saturday? Looks like the BHP Developments support service van will have to be booked up and taken down loaded with wheels tyres and Millers as well[] Craig

Sound familiar Peter ............[] What about my Burger and beer? Craig

Marty The OB we are talking about treats a whole tank per bottle too chief[] And is 2 points and possibly more on a catless car[] Craig

Dont talk about head gaskets please........[:'(] I blew both on my classic.............. Craig

No worries m8 Craig

True, well buy one bottle fae halfrauds or something and i will take a box down to you m8 Craig

That is like 31 a box [] If you want a box i will take one to K/Hill for 30 notes i have PLENTY STOCK........ Craig

Peter Bhp D are fitting it this weekend bud, and am getting mine set up by AndyF as he is tweaking my map on Thursday anyways. Craig

Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day; he comes across a Harley with a 'For Sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. "Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there.But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in.""When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes." "No problem," he says. And in they go. Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over and fondles her br**ts. Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. He looks at her mom. "She's got a great body," he thinks. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend isfurious and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket. Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, "All right, that's enough, I'll do the flocking dishes!" Craig

Welcome and enjoy the madness Craig

They look great, especially with those RE070'S Quality tyres[*-)][:|] Craig

While President Bush was visiting a primary school he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy", so the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a "tragedy". One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy". "No," said Bush, "that would be an accident." A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid not," explained the President. "That's what we would call a great loss." The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Bush searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?" Finally at the back of the room a small boy raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: "If Air Force One carrying you and Mrs Bush was struck by a friendly fire missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy." "Fantastic!" exclaimed Bush. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?" "Well," said the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be a f*cking accident either!" Craig

Ye canna see green cheese can ye[] Craig

Nae fit you said coming home from Knockhill............ripped my j/christ handle off and nail marks in the seat LOL[] Craig

Aye Ari, you were nae making much sense when we arrived back at your car LOL.........Oh well thats Simmie who runs under 12s in his, and now you. Thats 2 of the q out the way [] Oh aye Rhindpiece has been in it too he he he ........... thats 3 only about another 30 to take out [] Aye hitting 1.8 bar makes all the differance [] Craig

Am going to order one tomorrow And with my other "wee bits" we will see how it is after Mr F on Thursday [] Playsatan, not a lover of front mounts and am told on good authority that the sti9 top mount is good for up to 400 to 430, so thats enough for me........................This Year [H] Craig

Cant fault the ebay ones from Rally design i think he is called Come with st/stl brackets etc Craig

David Hendry or henry cars Craig

Peter Is this your Xmas pressie to everyone? If thats the case am coming!!![][] I touch goats Craig

Cool Action Click pics to enlarge image Designed to get 100% out of your standard intercooler. By rectifying the bonnet intake duct airflow, the cool action fins maximise the amount of cool air distributed into the whole intercooler core. Cooling the intercooler helps the vehicle to maintain optimum power delivery. Please click graph to view. Craig

What has Elton John and Richard Hammond got in common? They both have skid marks on there helmets [] Craig

Col Travelled that road many many times @ MAC 10 as my Grandfather used to live in LochCarron Only worry there would be Deer (had a few near misses) and Sheep, especially with all the Abahdeen boys[] Great Great Road, Also the road from Garve to Aultbea that is a real good road too, few more twisties in that one[] Craig