RedNick

cheers - still sometimes feel like a fag

Queen[]

SP I touch goats

A young blonde woman in Plymouth was so depressed that she decided to

end

her life by throwing herself from the Tamar Bridge.

She went down to the bridge and was about to leap into the frigid

water

when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the

bridge, crying.

He took pity on her and said,

"Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off to America in the

morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take

good care of you and bring you food every day."

Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added,

"I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."

The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a

fresh start in America would give her life new meaning.

That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.

From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a Piece

of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by

the captain.

"What are you doing here?" the captain asked.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors, who's stowed me away"

She explained,

"I get food and free passage to America, and he's screwing me."

"He certainly is," the captain said. "this is the Torpoint Ferry."

Would be there with bells on , but not on that date worse day of  the year for us sorry.

Cheers SP right back at ya

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little over 600 employees and has the following statistics?

29 have been accused of spouse abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud

19 have been accused of writing bad cheques

117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 have done time for assault

71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

8 have been arrested for shoplifting

21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year

Which organization is this you might ask?

It's the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that cranks

out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

VIVE LA REVOLUTION!!

Olympics

Gonna get w@ankered and either end up singing or fighting, usual night out really

If it's anything like your singing at Pontins I would stick to the fighting How's everyone down that end of the world?

Hiya Kev

everyones cool down this ,trust you and yours are all well

Have a good Xmas and new year mate

Nick

Gonna get w@ankered and either end up singing or fighting, usual night out really

You know my views on things like this. I would do time for what I would do to them if I could catch the b******s

Send junior my best wishes

4 what you think represents devon scoobies.(not a pastie on wheels please pmsl)

 

 

Pasty not Pastie and the're Cornish not bloody from Devon same as the cream only Cornish Clotted cream is sold to The Queen not that Devonshire rubbish[]

 

well ere in devon we spell it like pastie pmsl

If you cant spell it properly it wont taste right there's only one PASTY and its Cornish (not those shit ones from Ginsters either)

4 what you think represents devon scoobies.(not a pastie on wheels please pmsl)

Pasty not Pastie and the're Cornish not bloody from Devon same as the cream only Cornish Clotted cream is sold to The Queen not that Devonshire rubbish[]

No pics it was too cold to stand around with a camera but we had a good time , great to see the guys again plus a new couple

The list so far

Rednick

Ellowar

Frosty

Offwhitelimo

Lee

Lee's mrs

A4KBS

Hey in the area so might pop up..

Cool mate it will be good to see you

As title

Meet at B&Q carpark opposite McDonalds in Pool Redruth at 7.30 pm

All welcome

Nick

Next weekend 17-18th june

RAF Porteath Cornwall

£10.00 per day come along and watch me break my new engine wooooooo hoooooo

All welcome pay on the gate and you will get about 10+  runs per day

Andy are you coming down to Hayle they are building a new skate park in the centre of town at the moment that was funded with money from my sons memorial fund if so it would be good to meet up with you mate

I was hoping to run it in after about a week cant wait that long

just waiting on all the bits to return from the engineers and to start puting it all back together

done and replied

Saturday 11th Feb 7.00pm @ Carpark next to Tesco in Truro drive up to St Austell etc

1 Rednick

2 Sccobysteve

3 Ellowar

4

5

6

7

Rob as soon as all final details are available everyone will be told

Also could you turn on your pms and then pass on to me your contact numbers so that I can let you know as soon as I know

Thanks for your interest and support for this fantastic event

Nick

Looks like this is gonna be a good turn out

Well done SP & Ed

Cornish area lot:-

1) Rednick, silver lady

2) N Collins

3) a4kbs

4) special guest

5) special guest

6)Duracell & Lyn

7)WR1mposter

8)Ellowar

9)Scoobysteve

10)Frosty

This Wednesday meet @ Avers Roundabout Redruth @ 7.00pm for a drive and a drinky poos afterwards all welcome