shescooby

Hmmmm not a good start

Hope the day gets better

Kaz

lol

A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a football match.

For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands.

When the day of the match arrived, everything seemed to be going well.

As the National Anthem started......... the doctor yelled,

"Up Nuts" and the patients complied by standing up.

After the anthem...he yelled, "Down Nuts"

and they all sat back down in their seats.

After a goal was scored, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts."

They all brokeout into applause and cheered.

When the ref made a bad decision

against the home team, the doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts!!!"

and they all started booing.

Thinking things were going very well, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge.

When he returned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his assistant,

the doctor asked, "What in the world happened?"

The assistant replied, "Well, everything was going

just fine till a vendor passed by and yelled peanuts!"

Morning All