scientific steve

Ahh thought you might have been somebody else who shut up shop and went offshore and had just come back

would that be someone who went to mix some ceeeeement?

Howdie folks

Long time no post, so I thought I'd throw in a weird one

Levellers (monkey man) Taken at the Wizard Fest this weekend

But in no way as good as seeing The Beat

Amd I now have a hover van

Cheers Ari

A few other folk have said the same too

Cheers Iain,

it was pretty ace like

Did anyone else clock the Stig at the photocopier?

Twas when they were doing the 17 year old trying to insure the car bit,

he was in the backround with his helmet (oh err miss ) stuck in the copier and copying his lid

I take it you took this picture when the wife was driving - going by the essential travel aid proped up beside the tax disc!!!!

He he he he, good een lad

Nah, that was just to mop up the few water drops that came through the top roof vent

And when the wife was let loose it was a few months ago, but I think the loo paper would of been used at the time

Heres a couple of the happy event

and yes, I am wearing a white wedding dress

Looks like one hell of a trip there min, did you really get hitched, congratulations if you did

And guess what, someone is spying on you in the bed (last pic)

Rich

Aye min

Well it's not 100% in the eyes of the law like but it is to us

Bought a couple of rings in Skye to finish it off

I didnt notice that lass squinting through

Imy

Big thank you

I never have been a conventional chap, me mates will confirm that

And I'm sorry to say that the camper aint for hire

Just too many quirks with such an old vehicle,

I almost had kittens when I let me other half drive it down a straight bit of road so god knows what I would be like if I hired it out to someone

There are a couple of places that do hire them out though

Was down there about 10 years or so ago and loved it.

So much to go and see, just too many tourists milling about

Stolen from another forum but a good point none the less

"It was Michaels FXX, so thats why he was there, its the same as various people have wore the stig costume for test drivers only being trusted to drive certain cars. While we're on the subject, the FXX is a race car and shouldnt be on the list"

And the build up for the next lot of laps wont be as much fun if they did reveal who it was now would it?

Howdie folks

Just back yesterday afternoon from our hols

Rockness was FOOOKIN ACE

Best way by far to do a fest is by camper

Our friends also had the VIP bands but still had to make THREE trips back to their car, not us

Drove up, opened up, took the two camping seats out, beer cooler out and started to enjoy.

Asking a friendly copper the best road to take to Skye :wink:

Was just my head working in a wrong way but I thought this tent looked a wee bit like a female part?

What a setting !

And then onto Skye

Man and Machine

This being our view in the morning

And then making brekkie

Others on the way to Glencoe and Fort Bill

On top of Ben Nevis

Can you tell?

Splitty was ace and never missed a beat.

Well apart from when we left Skye and the heavens opened up and the left window wiper decided to come loose, had to stop and tighten it up with a shifter at the side of the road

And apart from the front wheels hitting the arches going over bumps at speed

Need the front shocks changed I think

Oh, almost forgot

Not sure if it was the fresh air or the booze

but me and the other half got married in the Inflatable Church

http://www.bigloveinflatablechurch.com/

We were both wearing white dresses

This is the only pick I have so far and it's a pity I had already taken the dress off

Not everyone can say that they were hitched in an inflatable church overlooking the banks of Loch Ness, with about 35000 guests and The Prodigy playing at the reception

Way too many picks to post up so thems just a few, enjoy

maybe you should look into something like this for the VW camper Steve, would deffo wipe the smile off quite a few peoples faces at traffic lights lol

You mean something like this

about 1 min in

Looks like the hard work is coming together Peter

Check this one oot

yup, it is a mobility scooter

And one of a blokes airse taken in the pub in Glencoe on friday night

And me just having a wee pass

Pedro, you crazy crazy man

Looks like it's going to be a monster, good effort to ya lad.

Hope it all works out for ya and that you aint going to have too many issues keeping it on the road with all of them horses pounding under that lid

I’m sorry, but them folk that say “you do get used of the heights” all I can say is that’s utter tosh!

I’m now 39 and still have the unhealthy or healthy fear of heights.

I’ve tried and tried to get the irrational thought out of my head, it’s just not working.

A couple of times I’ve bottled out of climbing up the Schlumberger coil tubing tower and in real terms, they aint that high, 60-70ft off the deck. It’s just cause it was dark, and right on the side of the platform with an additional 200-300ft to think about.

Something like this but not the one's I've been on

The mind if a funny lump of goo

Just seen this on google maps

Aww, bu&&er. Just looked at the link and it aint saved it

If you go onto King Street heading towards Castle Gate direction, beside the grave yard before the ESSO filling station, you'll see a RB320

If I knew how to save it and post up the link I would of done that instead

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&ie...=12,173.66,,0,5

Ah ha, have now figured it out

Top right, where it says "Link"

Sort of gives it away

If it’s Schoolhill in the town centre then parking is going to be your biggest problem.

I stay 30 miles south of Aberdeen in Inverbervie and work beside the AECC, it only takes me about 45 minutes to get to and from work. It all depends where you stay and work, if I worked in Dyce then I could probably add another hour to the journey time, but going through to town seems easy enough, although I do leave at 07:00 and leave work at 16:30 traffic at these times aren’t at their peak yet.

It’s a tricky one to advise, going by what you ask, as it looks like you will be taking your car into town and parking up during the day. You can get it damaged anywhere in town quite as easily, if not more so, as when it’s parked outside your house. Parking in the centre will be a problem too unless your quite happy to fork out a good bit of cash.

I have a flat that’s rented out and when I stayed there I had no issues what so ever, it’s just off King Street on Roslin Street. Quiet enough but just make sure that you get home early as the parking can get a bit competitive at night and you may have to walk a wee bit back from your mota.

If I remember right (it was a year or so ago) when I was having a bleather with Andy N at AWD he mentioned that his car was able to go to and run at 1000bhp

but it would need rebuilding after 20 hours use, or somewhere around them lines

So it was "detuned" to 750 or so for more realiable use

Heres my wee road thumper

528 Sport

Not bad for thumpung back and forth to the office, very nice place to sit too

The only bad thing about it is the standard ICE, it's pants

Well that leaves Imy out then

I just kicked my masters ass..... CLUGGYSTENCH

steve

Dammmmm these offshore computers and their dammmmm site blockers

Canny play the noo and that means I canny try and get my own back

Best of luck guys

I have a few more to add

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stinger = stingzor1964

jonboywrx = crazyugg

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Debs = debs sidc girl

scoobykev = harpingerless

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ur.a.bus = doobiescoo

westtra = fadangle

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cullenmin = big baw heed

micra wrc = imy chick

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Atomic Radio

Punk, Rockabilly, Surf

Sit back and enjoy the rifffffffssss

http://www.live365.com/stations/atomicpinupradio

I've been reading the HAMB and the Jalopy Journal for about 3 years now. The guy who runs it posts some great blog entries about hot rodding and the golden era of drag racing. Always worth a read.

TBH the first time I seen it was this week, I'm still having a shufty through all of the picks

Theres just some truly wonderfull cars or creations in there

Sorry about that

Heres a few tunes to keep you going

Pantera - Walk

http://www.youtube.com/user/DomG1900

W.A.S.P. – Animal F*** Like A Beast

Cinderella - Gypsy Road

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv30DHa4ayw...feature=related

Last ones the best

Ministry - Jesus built my hot rod

Not the full version but you get the idea