an old lady and her chauffeur are out driving when they get a flat tyre.
the driver gets out and proceeds to try and remove the wheel trim.
a few minutes later he's still struggling
the old lady sticks her head out the window and says
"do you want a screwdriver"
em. yeah. ok, might as well, cos i cant get the wheel off.[]
what do u do if a bird craps on yer car?
don't ask her out again! [:|]