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evening Chap...............allowed out again I see

can go into our welcome packs

the longest hello thread on record.................anyway its his fault

I see Meals on Wheels has just arrived then Rae ....................looking at the time I would say he is now down for his afternoon nap yeah yeah yeah - no secret I know nothing about cars..................hence my permanent blank expression

Nice piccies Kylie - looks a good turn out

one endeavors to keep the huddled masses entertained

thats if you are allowed

rigt bedtime - off work for a week now so will be visitig during the day now - you have been warned

after being around the scene for a while yu will get used to it - you might learn something or you might end up like me...............an IQ in reverse

just except the inevitable - you now are trapped in a world of Scooby ownership for life and except all consequences just follow these 3 easy steps a) buy the membership - £35 for the first year and £30 for every renewal ask for advice for as much mods as your bank / credit card / bodily organs can afford c) except the fact life will never be normal again and educate all your family and friends now welcome to my world

the question is................which statement are you worried.......... if its A then that come with owning a Scooby if its B then it comes with knowing me

ah a) the info is there if you need to find it - so no hardship at my age everything pops and bangs more than my car so no injury lawyers needed

still 20 mpg is rather good I know - its almost autobiographical

oh yes - just looked at how many you have posted ( hushed tones ) almost 100 already - dont blame me for that ...........I have done 17200 plus in the last 5 and a half years so at your rate you will pass that in just over 3 years at this rate

...................have you seen that thread in here called special Ed...........if not go into it and listen to the lyrics - it really oes explain a lot 20 mpg - what are doing? - pushing it?

on both counts? .............................people have got used to me and my total blank expressions

as long as you are rocking backward and forward in your seat then you are the perfect member as for MPG - We dont talk about that................motorway I get 24 Average.............around town perhaps late teens - that dont call me daisy for nothing you know

you know that moment when three or four people are looking under a Bonnett and talking techie stuff.................well I avoid that like the plague .................however you know that moment when people are talking B$%&&CKS well I am in the centre of it

did you know that there is one special tree down there ...................you are lucky at mo cos the first hour is spent talking in a cold car park in the dark before anyone bothers going inside...........wait till the light nights come round and you see us as we come in - truely frightening...............care in the community has nothing on us - wait till you meet my nemesis RAE STI - now thats frightening

If I am waiting for 1 number and someone else calls out comes the ouzi - not that I am a bad loser you understand yep as many meets / events etc you can make helps sread the gospel by the way have you been brave enuff yet to venture outside Chat thread and Hello guys thread yet? - there's a whole different world waiting

................you will see.................after one meet you will either think that this is a bunch of idiots or you will think that you fit in quite well.................my money is on the latter and I am a tight git

I dont care as long as I get the money back I spend on tickets , Booze etc yep we just re-started these meets in January cos people said thats what they wanted but with work commitments etc and also being on BBS , SWS area as well we struggle for numbers but I am sure if I keep bullying people and STI3 Lewak does as well it will take off

no probs - when you get to the Swindon meets its full of the strange and the delusional so you will fit in quite well

I do - when someone else wins I really wanna kick the s$%t out of them hhhhmmm Chippenham meets are quite taking off as we hoped.................Swindon we get loads but Chippenham is struggling at mo - 2 cars but I am sure if we persevere it will get there

unlike the Outer Hebrides , Channel Islands eh Lee