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  1. Hi m8 I've had my classic 00 since new and have avoided the modded path. The handling & performance is still awesome [still only achieved 23K] Good luck finding your dream scooby
  2. Hi They are invaluable on the slopes and saves you a fortune in mobile calls. This website looks ok http://www.twoway-radio.co.uk/ p.s. Which resort did you go to ?
  3. I've owned MY00 from new and have omitted to make any modifications to date. I am concerned that any form of change could compromise the excellant reliability & handling & could impact my insurance. Am I being too cautious?
  4. Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up." "Sure," they said, "You're welcome." So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, "What do you do for a living?" "I'm a hit man," was the reply. "You're joking!" was the response. "No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. "Here are my tools." "That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, "Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here." So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house. "Yeah, I can see my! house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window." "Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha ha, I can see she's naked!! Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there with her...... He's naked, too!!! The bitch!" He turned to the hit man, "How much do you charge for a hit?" "I'll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger." "Can you do two for me now?" "Sure, what do you want?" "First, shoot my wife. She's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth. Then the neighbor, he's a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson. The hit man grabbed the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes. "Are you going to do it or not?" said the friend impatiently. "Just be patient," said the hit man calmly, "I think I can save you a grand here....."
  5. It's been a bit of a recluse for far too long [20k in 5.5 yrs]. Although wife has had her company car in for a major prang and resorted to the Scoob for the past two weeks, journeying Gravesend to Woking [1000-1100 miles over 2 wks]. She loves the ride, even though she's 5 months preggers. She's dreading the company car being fixed. Shame
  6. I was in the Blue classic Scooby Thanks
  7. Had a great day Managed to get an early track session in before the heavens opened Did anyone get any pics of the 09:30/40 [Track session 2] ?, unfortunately forgot the camera....
  8. Another one of those boring I.T Consultants located in the City
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