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Second ones mate...It's a better contrast, if you know what I mean.

Cheers mate but I'm now more confused LOL!

Just had a letter from the guys at OMV ADAC and it's in GERMAN!!!!! so I haven't got a clue what it says! Anyone wanna have a go?!

Congrats Karyn and Dave, Well done. []

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh sh!t.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in Clayton. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!" The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!" The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "I say, old chap, it's none of my business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?" The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina

As I said on the phone to James, Congratulations, Hope it all went well?! []

I can use anything up to quater of a roll if thing get messy!!!

PMSFL!!! This is the best thread we've had for ages! LOL

Thats the most sensible thing I think I've ever heard/seen you say/write mate!!! LOL [] [] I'd have the white one, but you know my reasons for that [] Other than the mechanical and reliability side of things anyway.

PMSL Swiss!!!

moning rozi, morning all

That's lovely mate.......I hope it all goes through ok. You needed to get shot of the scoob, as nice as it was it was just covered in bad luck. But hopefully that's all sorted now [] I'll be round for a test drive as soon as you get it! []

Nice 1 Dal, looks sweet as mate! []

What do you mean by "spluttery"? Is it hesitating or juddering or.....? []

Good vid Music is pure CHEEEEEEEEEEESE! LOL

Just a quick reminder so you don't forget to do the 2 minutes silence for those who were killed in the 7:7 attacks on London. It will start at 12:00 o'clock today.

Just ordered them so fingers crossed!!! See you Saturday Kip []

I know I've left it a bit late........ I have my reasons [], but if I order 2 JAE tickets from the shop, will I recieve them in time for the show??? Cheers

Cheque for P+P in the post today

WHOOOORE!!!!!!!! LOL

They wouldn't take my card so I had to do a bank order thingy.....do you rekon that will be ok??? Getting a bit worried to be honest []

Fair play to the guy! But I didn't expect him to look like that thought! LOL

What time and where guys???!!!

DONE! []