markie

Yeah seems thats all i do lately is work work work[:^)] others might have something to say about that, but you dont want to lsten to them[]

Thats because we're all out working[][]

Just to let you know, my full day's work went very well & it finished at 1, 0 clock []

Hey that's un called for, i'll have you know i did a full day's work today[] so i should get a rebate[] Full day tomorrow so thats another rebate[Y] 1/4 day thursday [Y] & i might do some friday but then again might not[][]

We pay higher rates than Medway & that gaurantees us safety from these sort of threats[] in fact i think half of the Medway Towns rates have been added onto mine[:^)][]

MEDWAY HURRICANE APPEAL A major hurricane (Hurricane Shazza) and an earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale hit Medway in the early hours of Friday with its epicentre in <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Chatham. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Faaackinell". The hurricane decimated the area causing approximately £ 30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Majorca and the Costa del Sol were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giros arrived. Invicta FM reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Chatham. One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said, "It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Victoria-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was skinning up and watching Trisha the next morning." Apparently looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal. The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland. HOW CAN YOU HELP? This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most sought after - items most needed include: Fila or Burberry baseball caps Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers) Shell suits (female) White sport socks Rockport boots and any other items usually sold in Primark. Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same. Required foodstuffs include: Microwave meals, Tins of baked beans, Ice cream, Cans of Colt 45 or Special Brew. 22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms. £2 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of 9. £5 buys B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected. ***Breaking news*** Rescue workers found a girl in the rubble smothered in raspberry alco-pop. 'Where are you bleeding from?' they asked, "STROOD" said the girl, "wossit gotta do wiv you?" Please don't forward this to anyone living in Medway - oh, sod it... they won't be able to read it anyway.[][][][]<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that feels better[]

Mmmmmmmmmmm sped has got some competition []

Come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn i want to see it get a picture up on here[]

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pmsl only take 4hrs to get here go on you know you want to[] maybe one weekend i will surprise ya [] Oh thats the weekend i'm not here [][]

pmsl only take 4hrs to get here go on you know you want to[]

Ah ha we was thinking this[] so we had them for breakfast this morning[][]

you've got plenty of ££££££££££££££££££££££££££ so no need to worry[]

D'OH ^ ^[]

........and some of those slippers with zips up the front? It's only the 50+ club that wear those[] you know that as you a member[][]

How's it go. Show me the way to Stansted..............................[]

STANSTED come on then spill the beans[]

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Make the most of it, as they will be back here later tonight spoiling the peace[][][]

fpmsl[] micky your only jealous because your missing out on some bargains[][]

Granby as your paying then can i have a.......................................snickers[]

woops []

only 2 bricks short []

Now theres a thought[Y]