Gumball

aye i know that your a ho chi min man your perhaps more of a how-ling-cant-city man i think

Davie, I was only jesting. I have a mate at Maclays Civil in Airdrie, i will call him in the morning for you before 12 and see if he can help

Davie, your phones ringing out !!! ive managed to get you ............ a photo of a concrete pump and a friend of mine to help operate it

either I have nothing to do OR.... am multitasking all over the place

I USED TO LOVE IT!!!! leaving the day before and travelling to Yarmouth or Denmark and staying in shatsville hotels overnight before flying on a helicopter to a man made island in the middle of the drink for 14 or 21 days of whatever needed done at the time. this usually involved contracting the flu or a shatty cold through the AC before counting the days till i went home to see the bird. the money was average in the big scheme of things and i hated everyminute of it. SO i take my hat off to the guys that work on oil rigs across the northsea and the rest of the world. You guys have the shatiest job i ever did and you are stars IMHO.

<< gayball >> ??? would you like me to dress up as the janitor at your work and as you pass the broom cupboard slip the cheesewire round your neck until you mince pies pop out? then stuff your twisted carcass into a suitcase and fly you to Khabul and leaving you to the laughing hyeenas? probably not.. so from now on you can call me Gumball. *edited for spelling*

I KNOW THIS THREAD IS BECOMING A REAL HOOTer

this took be about an hour to put together. only 3 replies. even just "gumball thats a pile of shat" would be good.

keep your nose to the ground and youll find out.........................

yyyyyyyyyeeeeessssss !!!!!!!! v v v v V V v v easy easy easy easy

pity i was just going to say,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

you old goat

* or here gimp#

tractor drivers are gimps. farmers should have a curfew of no move between the hours of 0600hrs and 0559hrs LOL

lol, your a confidantie. i fancy flying Conkorde before getting to my hotel room and snibbingthe door then sweeping the room to make sure the beakshavent bugged the room. conkers sounds like a whole lot of fun though. the phantom snibber

please be aware that the phantom is very dangerous and should be treated with a shatty stick at all times

and heres a real shat.

aye go for it man

aye please mate.........im DJing on Friday again

with regard to the picture above of a woman looking at a rock formation in possibly australia- yes this threads shat if thats what that photo is trying to say. However points to note. 1. its not alone in the shat threads dept. 2. this is becoming a common trend. 3. the forum at this moment in time is boring 4. people post pictures of logs as it doesnt conform with their idea of humour or subaru related topics. neither my friend does, couches for sale, who you touched when you were young, and anyone got a job threads. aye i do have one thanks, next there will be a thread about "how much holiday allowance" do you get or "whos been to the elctric brae" catch my drift drifter?

Dear Edward, I am writing to make you aware that i am sick to the core of my soul to hear that you have been very naughty and gone over 60mph. I feel that driving north and listening to the bay city rollers on your CD player has encouraged you to flaunt the laws of the land. I trust this kind of behaviour will happen more and more oftern from this day forth? Regards Gumball

fireman and everyone else need to watch out for the snibberooney