G.Mac

Cheers for the replys folks, I managed to get in touch with Colin Greer at Greersport and he says that he will pop down on Friday and whip the turbo off whilst its in getting the exhaust made and get it ported. So theres another feather in Greersports cap Graeme

Cheers for the reminder, on ma way there now[Y]

Oi yer a lol

How many jokes are we allowed to post in 1 day cos ive got LOADS

Forgive your enemies Sunday's sermon was "Forgive your enemies".... Toward the end of the service, the minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands. The minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady. "Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" "I don't have any.", She replied, smiling sweetly. "Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?" "Ninety-eight.", she replied. "Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?" The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said: "I outlived the bitches."

You trying to tell us something???????? []

DWARFS Two dwarfs pull two girls and take them home. The first dwarf can't get it up & to make things worse all night he hears the second dwarf saying "here i come again, 1... 2...3..........uuh" Next morning the first dwarf says to the second dwarf "how embaressing i couldnt even get an erection" The second dwarf replies " you think thats bad ............ I couldn't even get on the f..ckin bed!" Graeme

Im hoping to get my car remapped by Mr F , heres our E-Mails Hi Graeme The only other thing I would advise is to have your turbo wastegate ported. The reason for this is that the boost can 'creep' up uncontrolled when you fit an efficient exhaust and induction to the car. The only way to get it under control again is to port out the wastegate hole to allow more gasses out. The Ecutek Tek3 custom mapping is £500+vat. There should be no problem fitting you in around that time. Usually I need approx 3 weeks notice regards Andy **Please attach all previous emails to any reply, it makes it possible for me to keep track of any discussion we have about your car or travel arrangements etc.** www.andyforrestperformance.co.uk ----Original Message Follows---- From: Graeme McFarlane < To: info@andyforrestperformance.co.uk Subject: Quote for re-mapping Date: Fri, 3 Feb 2006 09:32:01 +0000 (GMT) Good morning Mr Forrest My car is an STi 9 Type UK, I have recently had installed a Meercat 3 inch "Snakehead" straight though system from turbo back and have an APS cold air induction kit (inner wing) ready to be installed nearer the time. I shall also be talking to Greersport about getting an uprated fuel pump fitted. I was wondering if you could furnish me with a price for your Tek 3 remap, I should be available anytime between 9th March and 28th March as I work a 3 week on, 3 week off shift pattern and was wondering if there was anything else you would recommend getting fitted before the remap. Your faithfully Graeme McFarlane (G.Mac on the SIDC Forum) So there you go, any suggestions where I could get this done by experienced hands pls let me know Cheers Graeme

Have a look at this Warm up! Crazy Mad Mental on ICE!!!!!! Graeme

Congratulations on the new baby, all the best to you and your family, At least cars can be replaced!!!! All the best to a happy healthy baby Graeme

Yes Greersport is a good bet, Friendly bunch who make you feel welcome and have good prices.....ps Wilky car looking good (bet your looking forward to blasting round the back roads on Bute again!!!!) Graeme

If you got it from a garage GO WITH GUMBALLS SUGGESTION - ASAP Graeme

bttt for Chris_c201, u know u want to

lol, mod pussies, get them some real bikes g

Lo Chris Peter (Fai17) knows of a place near Lochwinnoch that he is gonna show me when i get my springs fitted, he said that they will prob charge £25 for the job Graeme (you coming to the Glasgow meet on thursday then??????, its only just across the bridge in Hillington next to the Shell garrage) go on u know you want to!!!!! as ye didny make any of the runs with your old 8!!!

ally-b was like that with his old Land Rover G

Also if its got the center diff control its a 9

Oh well G.T, I'll take yer space at no 2 then 1. Billyboy and Ally 2. G.Mac 3. Des 4. Ed-209 5. Ally-b 6. FAI17 7. STi_coupe 8. st3ph3n 9. G6RAY 10.meko 11. Andy 12. STI_coupe 13. Marc29 Come on we need more than 13, thats just an unlucky no G

I think ally-b will be selling a Bailys DV10 within the next week or so Graeme

Signed up ages ago, heres hoping that its will be used with shell!!!!! G

They look like sti9 alloys to me Good luck with the sale (too skint the now to buy spare alloys) Graeme

Esp if you dont have any headlights fitted to the car like me (out getting de-tangoed) G

Nae luck bud, hope you get back on the road soon. all the best! Graeme (nice to see that you spell your name the Scottish way!!! )

Best of luck to ye, hope all goes well, if the interviewer pisses you off just give him/her a bit of "Beat the boss" !!!!!!!!!!! Graeme

got 14 as well