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A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads: "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lb. as promised. He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads:"If you catch me you can have me." Well, he's out the door after her like a shot! This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her; but when he does, it's definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze, so for the next four days, the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only to discover that he has lost another 20 lb. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone - "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies,"I haven't felt this good in years." The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds this huge, muscular, 7ft man standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that read:, "I'm Francis. If I catch you, you're mine."

The only problem with learning to fly in the States is you end up with an FAA licence and you need a CAA approved licence to fly in the UK .. Oh and I think 26 might me a either on or over the age limit of the airline sponsered schemes .. Always worth doing a people anyway - ive taken mine and it's a wicked, if a tad expensive hobby ...

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Was in Dubai in June and hired a 4x4 ... those drivers are lunatics ... Also didnt see one scoob - i assumed it was something to do with sand getting into the turbo not being a great idea ??

I have TT500 and can't praise it enough, you will not regret it mate ... It has just guided me thru miles and miles of impossibly small lanes barely big enough for the car in Corwall without so much as a hiccup - plus the up dated speed camera database was spot on every time ... (and no, I don't work for them .. )

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