... until the short-a*** loud mouth started up!
The_1, having fun are we, keeping everyone guessing?
Trouble is, you're lying... you know how I know? I'll tell you shall I...
You don't know me... You may have looked at my website and got my name from there (How do I know you ask..? I know because it's my job to know). The fact that you've even managed to get my name wrong anyway is laughable but that aside, if you knew me, you would know I haven't been down here long. Because of that I can, without a shadow of a doubt, say that the only place I get parts from is Cotswolds or another source waaaaaay up north. The only people that have serviced my car are me and Big 'D'.
Stop trying to get a rise out of everyone. It's immature and really is beyond anyone old enough to be out of primary school. Sorry if you don't like me or my opinions but to be quite frank, I really couldn't care less. You would get more respect if you acted like a man and stopped trying to be some half-a***d enigmatic, Omnipotent being... it really is laughable.
Oh, and I'm forgetting to mention the fact that until this thread appeared, complete with his name emblazoned across the top, you have not once referred to Big 'D' by name... seems a little odd doesn't it, considering how well you know him and all!