stinger

Actually i'll have you know, my day was rather spiffing. Just as a note why does "spiffing" come up underlined by the spell checker, it was a perfectly acceptable word when Ed was a teenager! I drove all the way to sunny Basingstoke, had a meeting for 2 hours, went back to work and shuffled paper about. I have had no whisky (Why does the spell checker pick up whisky but not whiskey, this forum CANNOT make me drink Irish!!!) in weeks. Ooops gotta dash i can hear puppy disruption in the next room!!!!!

tbf Gaunty the best approach when dealing with the mrs, cars and money is generally the........................................ "dont worry you pretty little head about that my sweetness"................................... you'll be divorced in 3 seconds flat and able to do what you want!

Anyway as i tell the kiddies who work for me that say there job is crap.... its called "work" for a reason, its not called "fun" or "shagging Linda Lusardi" (((just for you ED!)) for an equally damn good reason.

oi i'll have you know i'm not miserable! It's all them miserable dumbases about that put you in a bad mood!!!! BTW you better be there Sunday!

i hate people with jobs they find rewarding!! Mine is so thankless you wouldn't believe it. Theres more ways of getting moaned at than ur average porn film and no on ever says "thank you" or "good job". Pay rises, pah! I havent had an annual pay rise in seven years. I think i had a Christmas bonus a few years back but i cant really remember i couldn't do feck all with 50 quid back then!

indeed i have! 4 more days work then 2 1/2 weeks off... hurrah!

evenin

fight, fight, fight, fight

hello and welcome

evening, i cleaned two cars today!

he trapped a semi trained but willing beaver

Thing is though Ed... its a hatch and you dont even like them!

from the spooky forest of Bonkers Mondo the

Police coming he decided that a large dose

and instead of a brain he had the

tall handsome, manly, with muscles the size of

have six toes two heads and their sister

human was doing entering the land of Swindonium

DB9 My Scoob 911 Turbo Ferrari 599 Ford GT40 Range Rover Sport Bugatti Veyron (of course) 22b !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jensen Interceptor Shelby Cobra

was astounded to see a small man in

growling, grinding, squealing shriek of vast gates opening

happens if i pull this great big lever

a vast chasm is opening in my garden

if i rub this magic car key ring....

ahhh we can have a game.. tell a story, one line at a time 8 words max.......