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Baz69birds

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  1. Well was thinking more along the Lines of Coming up FRIDAY & camping all weekend, like i normally do. Just wanted to pay on the gate that was all.
  2. What if i just want to camp, Im not fussed about getting a stand pass, or showing car.. Just want to be able to drive in, & park near the tents/camping area.
  3. I'm well pee'd off, Some idiot has just drove into my car in one of them new Skoda's There's F**king Jam & Sponge everywhere!!!! ................................................................................ Bloke goes to Doctors havin problems Premature ejaculations, Is told when he feels your self coming, give yourself a fright, By firing a starter pistol in the air,to prolong sex. 2 days later the doctor see him & asks how it went? Bloke says not good, i did a 69er then felt my self start to cum, so i fired the, My wife Sh1t on my face, Bit my bellend off, & the milkman came out the wardrobe with his hands up! ........................................................................................ FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP. 1. Its important to have a woman who helps @ home, cooks,cleans & has a job 2. Its Important to have a woman who you can trust & doesnt lie, 3. Its Important to have a woman who can make you laugh, 4. Its Important to have a woman who is good in bed & likes being with you, 5. Its VERY VERY Important that these four woman DONT know each other ................................................................................ A Woman was in a coma for serveral months, When one day the Nurse noticed a slight response while washing her Fanny, They rushed to her Husband & Explained, Suggesting a little oral Sex might bring her round, To which he agreed, A few minutes later her monitor Flat lined, No Pulse or Heart rate. The nurse rushed in "WHAT HAPPENED" she cried, The Husband said "i'm not sure, i think she may have Chocked"! ................................................................................ Two Old Ladies were laying on the beach, when a Streaker runs past, One had a STROKE, The other one couldn't reach....... ................................................................................ Mary had a Little skirt with splits right up the Sides.. & every time that Mary walked the Boys could see her Thighs, She also had a Little Blouse that was Old & Torn to Bits.. & Every time she wore it.. the Boys could see here Tits, Mary had another skirt that was split right up the Front.. But she didnt wear that one very often. ....................................................................................... PADDY & his Wife cant get to sleep because of the constant barking by the Neigbours New Dog, Paddy storms out of the house. When he comes back he said !Ive Brought the little Ba$tard into our yard, SEE HOW THEY LIKE IT"
  4. Was going to go, with RIDDZ/TURBO TAN (2 other scoobys @/from hop farm) But as all postman, didnt want to comitte to anything as all these strikes in plan, thought you could pay on gate, But looks like you CANT NOW.
  5. Heres My collection of Pictures. http://www.subarryu.co.uk/Car-Images/index...Cars%2030.06.07
  6. Was a good weekend & better if it had been sunny. had a laugh, well done all those who won TROPHIES [] Please KENT SCOOBIES stood up for ECRUZE MEMBER (ME) when got kick out of tent for drinkin own beer @ our own PARTY? CHEERS [] some ECRUZE members went back, after walking out.
  7. Spotted a FEW @ HOPFARM this weekend []
  8. Picking up my cousins as off to the car show today.. HA HA BOOKED day off anyway []
  9. The ESSO GARAGE @ blendon round about, there has been 4 seperate insidents, over the last 3 days of card fraud, this is being done FROM THE TILLS (where you pay) not from the cash point. Just thought i would know.
  10. WHAT[:@] A[:@] F***** [:@] BUNCH [:@] OF [:@] GOOD [:@] FOR [:@] NOTHING [:@] SCUM [:@] WHY [:@] DO [:@] KIDS[:@] (who's parents drive 1.1 fords) THINK [:@] THIS [:@] IS [:@] COOL [:@] MAKES ME SO ANGRY & ITS NOT MY CAR [:@]
  11. SORRY SORRY SORRY Cant make this, as youngest still has CHICKEN POX & i have NO CAR its still going to be at ABW []
  12. We asked them on ecruze and they say that they did not have one. That was back in mid may. I asked last year.... & he told me the place wasnt big enough for a 4 wheel rolling road..
  13. Im pushing over 570bhp & only 497 torque But will be going for more Next year []
  14. As far as im awear SANSPEED dont have the space for a 4 WHEEL ROLLING ROAD. Unless he has exspanded in the last 2 months???
  15. http://www.break.com/index/bus-slams-into-...ion-crane3.html Hope this isnt GRANBY ??? Bus didnt even stop??
  16. www.essexsubarubreakers.co.uk www.a-b-w.co.uk only 2 i know that might have one
  17. Ive asked him a QUESTION!! Is it correct by it now price??? Hopefully he/she will reply OR change it
  18. I will have to KEEP you updated on this NOW... I will need Help with looking after 2 KIDS if i come along, as WIFE is working... But my HARRY has Chicken POX, & Joshua hasnt come out with spot yet? But May do, If he does will NOT be able to attend this SHOW []
  19. SCOOBY on AA AD?? Any one know who's SCOOBY is on the NEW AA AD?? the one with serious ENGINE trouble?? Its a CLASSIC, (not face lift) Blue/Black cant really tell
  20. Used to be able to get some stuff from HALFORDS.. top gear.. Think it was taken off the self for some reason..
  21. I was going to come with BOTH my BOYS, But they have CHICKEN POX [] So no outting for me []
  22. You can always come on Our stand ECRUZE [] We have a BANNER []
  23. http://www.scoobyparts.com/acatalog/Performance.html May help []
  24. Are you post whoring again Baser [] No.................... Me?..........whoring?..................... Certainly not lol I think you Both are!!!
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