(wifes account i was at work) Last night a shady bunch of Guys appeared at the foot of my drive in a dark blue Vectra,a couple got out the car, eventually the wiife goes to the door....my wifes Mate was round and her wee car which was parked behind a big hedge in my drive.... as in not visible from the outside road, the wife goes to the door and the geezer says to the wife "erm erm IS THAT CAR FOR SALE?" pointing to her mates wee car which remember wasn't visible to them unless they actually got more or less into my drive,My old classic was visible ,parked in front of the garage. By this time my wifes pal came to the door and told them to sling their hook(she's a bit more street wise than my Mrs).
Obviously wifes pal is thinking this f*ckers checking out Collie boys auld scoob!
Cars now in the garage,so if your reading this ya piece of s**** feck off back under yer stone,and if you do fancy it theirs a black lab waiting to get a hold of yer throat(and a hairy yin who wants to just lick you).
Dark blue vectra,keep your eyes out for it up your street.