mickyw1

If she aint sold by then ill come on this

Im in h.bay too

Trust you to notice the bottle of tesco"s water

Im poss selling the scoob If i get the right money for it .Its on s/net .If anyone on here is interested in it take a look and let me know cheers . Just in case you dont know the car here is a pic .Theres more on s/net..

Thats me Whos your dad ???

Well said Markie im not at all shocked .!! You wont be the only ones .

Little Sally came home from school and with a smile on her face and told her mother. "Frank Brown showed me his willy today!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut" Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mum asked, "Really small was it?" Sally replied, "No...salty!"

Good luck to trev the 330d is a lovely motor ..Shock News...... Im thinking of doing the same .Any offers on mine ?????????

Nope

Spotted Big jay comeing out of medway city est this morn .I wasnt in my scoob i was in the lorry so i didnt wave or bib you would of thought i was a nutter !!

Does anyone know if the norwich run for children in need is on this year ?? Last year wasnt it in november ??

And a sink and a cooker so the women feel at home !! Ill get my coat

Yep have to agree with all that has been said especially pele doing a good job in the past .but like the time attack and today at uk modded pele was unable to be there!!! So i third Granby to take the reigns .if he is not to busy clogging up the road in his bus

I don't usually like these heartwarming stories, but this one is truly interesting.. In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Twenty years later, Mbembe was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son, Tapu were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man. Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mbembe' s legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly. Probably wasn't the same elephant.

More the merrier .. Any one else want to meet up at nottcutts 08.30. ??

Sounds like a mini convoy any tunnels on the way

Thanks yogi ... Yeah gizmo if ya wanna meet me at nottcutts 08.30. ill bring that gear surround for ya to ave a look at . Message to Trev And dunks ... If its ok with you too ill be there 08.30. See ya there PS Trev it looks like shorts whether

Anyone going sun ?? ive gota pick me mate up in dartford 07.30.anyone want to meet up somewhere ??

Ive now got my new tyres on ...Anyone interested in two Bridgestone potenzas 215/45/17 with approx 3-4 mm tread left . Im in herne bay kent .And im at uk modded tomorrow (sun) Anyone interested make me a offer >

Hi vicky do i need a pass to get on our stand or do i just pay on the gate .and park there anyway ??P.s Thats a sh1tter about your window the scum bags want shooting with there own #### . Hope its sorted asap for ya .

17. Mickyw Trying to make sat or sun .will get tickets on the day

Once upon a time there were two brothers. One brother was very mischievous, always getting into trouble. The other brother, however, was very good. He was always kind to animals, helped elderly neighbours, and led an exemplary life. As time went on, the brothers stayed in touch but were never close. The evil brother became a heavy drinker and a womanizer. The other brother was a devoted husband and father and supported many charities. One day the evil brother died then, after a few years, the good brother passed away. He went to heaven and was rewarded with a happy afterlife. One day he went to God and asked, "Where is my brother? He died before me, but I have not seen him here in heaven." God replied, "As you know, your brother led an evil life, so he is not spending eternity here in heaven. He has been sent elsewhere." I'm sorry to hear that", the good brother replied. But I do miss him and wish I could see him again." "You can see him if you wish", God said "I will give you the power to gaze into hell." So the power was granted and the good brother gazed into hell. Before long he saw his brother sitting on a bench. In one arm he held a keg of beer, and in the other he cradled a gorgeous young blonde. The good brother turned to God and said, "I can't believe what I'm seeing I have found my brother, and he has a keg of beer in one arm and a beautiful woman in the other. Surely, hell can not be that bad." * * * * * * * * * * * * God explained. "Things are not always as they seem, my son. The keg has a hole in it. The blonde doesn't."

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful bloodcurdling screams. Don't worry about that", says St. Peter, "it's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings." The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams. "Oh my God", says the old lady, "now what is happening?" Not to worry", says St. Peter, "She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo." I can't do this", says the old lady, "I'm going to hell." "You can't go there", says St. Peter. "You'll be raped and sodomized." "Maybe so", says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes drilled for that

One day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." OJ thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell. "No," OJ said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long." The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented OJ. The devil opened a third door. Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. OJ looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah man, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said . . . . . . (This is priceless) "OK, Monica, you're free to go