mickyw1

Go on treat yourself to something newer like a 05 wrx It just so happens mine is still for sale due to me not really wanting to let it go But needs must . I would even concider px

ill have some as well !!! sounds fun !!! what ever it is

OR MINE !!! Im twenty one and my ins is well cheap

Spotted Hol this morning going past clacket lane .

May be he is got dixlect ,dicklix ,diclex, dekles, He cant spell proper like uss

Alan At Acm autos coombe road just off echo sq Gravesend Tel no 01474 332656 As martin says top bloke you can trust

No snow in herne bay

Im poss to late but if any body is going up m2 london bound its closed just after the a249 and the jam is 6-7 miles. Use m20 if ya can Have a good night .

Great thread ian will keep watching this .

If you see a lorry flashing its lights comeing up the a2 from dover that will be little ol me . Should be comeing up that way when you lot are going down.

Cant do this one now sorry fellas have a good day

NICE.......................................................................................NOT

I feel for you mate i know what you are going through .Hope all turns out ok .

Ive got the image in my head and im feeling sick

Plonker

� 2008 Tax Code � � The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male p***s. This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts! � � HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2008, the p***s will now be taxed according to size: The brackets are as follows: � 10 - 12' Luxury Tax $300.00 � 8 - 10' Pole Tax $250.00 � � 5 - 8' Privilege Tax $150.00 � 3 - 5' Nuisance Tax $30.00 � Males exceeding 12' must file capital gains. � � Anyone under 4' is eligible for a tax refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION ----------------------------------------------- EMOTION PARTY A guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come as different emotions e.g. Fear etc. On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest. He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" The guy says, "I'm green with NV". The host replies, "Brilliant come on in and have a drink." A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped around her most intimate parts. He says to this woman, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" She replies, "I'm tickled pink." The host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party." A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and the host opens the door to see two Irish blokes, Paddy and Mick, standing stark naked, one with his willy in bowl of custard and the other with his willy stuck in a pear. The host is really shocked and says, "What the hell are you both doing? You could get arrested standing like that out there in the street. Anyhow what emotion is this supposed to be?" Paddy replies, "Welllll, Oim fokn discustard, and Mick here has just come in despair." -------------------------- The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.. Kill Her!!' The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.' The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, ' I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.' Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instruction, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. 'The bloody gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the chair.' Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them

Two Irish guys were working for the city works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one guy digging a hole, the other guy filling it in again. An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it, why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?" The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-man team. But today the guy who plants the trees called in sick."

My new yrs resy was not to drink anymore and so far im sticking to it.I dont drink any more !! Or any less

Is that for your lonely nights of lust by yourself lol Or for cleaning the tomato sauce of your steering wheel from ya mc ds burger

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie." Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?" "Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision." "That's great", said Little Johnnie, "coz he'd be f**ked if he needed glasses".

Ive just had a cell fix done yesterday at xtreams £44 inc vat .I had the engine light on for 6 months or so from when i had the up pipe done it never went to limp home mode .New age may be different than classics i dont know.

Nice vids Bloody nice sounds

I used to like you But Have to say we played like **** due to one man Mr grant you need shooting with your own **** WHY OH WHY did joe cole not start at the begining ??? When he came on we had 3-or 4 chances due to him .And Drogba and lamps were like t1ts in a trance . The better team one im sad to say .We didnt deserve a win playing like that . Moan over come on you blues

A man enters the confessional and says 'Bless me father for I have sinned; it has been one month since my last confession. I've had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month.' The priest tells the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.' Soon, another man enters the confessional. 'Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months.' This time the priest asks, 'Who is this Fannie Green?' 'A new woman in the neighbourhood,' the sinner replies. 'Very well,' says the priest. 'Go and say ten Hail Mary's.' The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the men's eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the altar. Her dress is green and very short, with matching very shiny emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits down with her legs slightly spread apart, Sharon Stone style. The priest turns to the altar boy and whispering asks, 'Is that Fannie Green?' The altar boy replies, 'No Father, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes'.