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Wales:- 1. Julian 2. Merv 3. Yan (r.t.t) 4. ozz crew 5. bossurk 6. Bonzee 7. Evil.soup 9. red Somerset and Wiltshire:- 1. S.P AND Edmondo with SIDC Mum 2. Sti Ken and Frosty Filly 3. Sue & Pete and Rabble 4. Rae sti (cause your ex wife says so!) 5. Monki P1 6. Compo71 aka Markc (should be there, work & kids permit) Devon:- 1. JD and vix 2. Parker and family (poss)

Excellent thinking Donk! Will try that one myself

This is great......... http://www.break.com/index/baby-scared-of-fart.html

Bailey's new motor looked nice, blue suits! Also nice 2 put some faces to names at long last!

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!" The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asks the husband. "Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.

Nicked from P1 owners club!!

Good for u mate. Mine is at Hendry's 2day getting alarm sorted out. They have given me a 1.6 wagon as a loan car..............

Looks nice, is it a JDM or a uk car? Will keep an eye out for you.

Things that puzzle me ... Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? What is the speed of darkness? Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics? If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here? Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer? Do you cry under water? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Did you ever stop and wonder...... Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum." Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is? Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway ? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?? If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (This one kills me!!!!) If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from ? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Stop singing and read on . . . . . . . . . . Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?

http://home.arcor.de/goep6/casablanca.htm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=844C8Wnfjf8

Sweet

Is that a T25 rear badge on the right of that bag

Bless him

U old git............... Compo71 or Markc

I wasnt sure till i saw it in the flesh............. very nice.

Edmondo/s.p Stewart Layzell MonkiP1 Compo71

It had extra fog lights on. The car was often driven down to Austria, so it was for the snow/fog.

Could be the same guy

Nice one.......... and good luck! I will keep an eye out for you!

Only 7th.... Thats rubbish. http://www.pistonheads.com/news/default.asp?storyId=17346

Here it is.........

My new car..........