Alan-G

Phil, Splash on the Gucci and get it lookin real proffesional... [Y] Kiddin -

Oh Well St3ph3n. Must be clearly drunk as you say. PHP would be a good option though eh ? []

I think I saw a possible upgrade to this software to the PHP Buletin Board software (maybe a glitch in testing maybe) a few seconds ago.... Or have I just had a wee half too many [] Mods ... tell all [Y]

Slight sense of sarcasm there Imy ? [] I'd buy one looking like that in a minute - these shots really MUST be sent to Subaru HQ ASAFP ...

Yer havin' a bad day Steve, It's awesome says me. Both views on my desktop now also []

F*** all that Alan. If in doubt get the F***out - I say. This type of situation happened to me long since ago, and I headed for the nearest polis station. They didn't think it was that important though , but I waited a good hour before setting off for home. Ps. Wheres Scooby doom gone ? Sound bloke BTW

Oh My God ! Glad your ok Alan. I have not only my partner - well wife in the car at all times, but the 2 year old as well ! I hope the Polis get this type of scum - you must have crapp3d yer kecks mate and who could blame you. Ps. drove past you at the last Glesga Santa cruise.

I also posted in that last thread - trying to make a Joke and lighten the (pretty much expected) onslaught of controversial views.(Page 4) Phil "The Boss" posted after me to "please keep on topic" which is fair enough I suppose. Pardon the pun - but I was merely trying to defuse a situation which eventually get way out of hand. The thread should be deleted - full stop. Nobody will miss it.

But don't expect a test drive cos you wont get one. I hadn't driven a WRX before and they refused. So I went to www.motordepot.co.uk and got one for £13999 delivered and the crappy Peaugeot 307 uplifted as part exchange without them even seeing it. (This was 9 months or so ago BTW) Excellent service - but I didn't need a test drive as the peeps on here told me that a WRX would put a smile on my face every day and they are quite correct. Also bought a car from motorpoint and got only one set of keys and the radio was missing as well as the warranty paperwork. (which never turned up) Why did I not complain you ask ? Well, this is what you find out once youve signed the deal. Your at the point of collection - and there it is - printed on the wall as you look out at your new motor ! Bunch of crooks if you ask me.

Just out for a blast in their Jeep.

Me missus found a suspicious package in me Calven Cleins last night, but it was promptly defused ... Well, actually - it went off with a bang ...

FFS !

Sorry to change the topic a bit, but worse than flood - is fire ! Our house caght fire the night our first baby was born. At that time I would have welcomed a flood to ease the flaming wreckage ... we were very lucky that it was contained to 1 room only. Flood damaged houses can be repaired, fire damaged ones are normally condemned buildings.

Would that be the same red wagon I've seen (twice in one day once) going thru Chapelhall ? I've got a silver Hawkeye John. Marky, you've spotted me twice in the last two days aboot the same time and aboot the same place - in yer works van (not quite a scoob - so cannae wave first) Must stop meeting like this ! [] Well it does all end in 3 weeks when I have to start waving to Perth scoobs efter we move away. PS. What a really nice gesture it was, when filling up at Shell (Newmains) being approached by this wee guy saying - Youre Alan-G ! I said yes (bit confused at this time as thats me handle on a few forums) I'm MarkyT.S. Great conversation from then on. Will really miss the flashes and waves from the big red/sometimes white van driver ! [N]

4 x (215 x 45 x 17) Geo ?

Nope, It does work. BTW, *** DISCLAIMER : Not encouraging theft by any means at all *** If you are struggling to get yer hands on a co2 then ANY public building has stacks of 'em nailed to the walls ... Also BTW, Andy is spot on, you would need asbestos gloves to handle Dry Ice and also where have ye come across a Dry Ice shop [:S]

Blummey - hope I didn't start a PM spam thing with you Phil ! [:S] []

£1.03ish / ltr in Newmains. Avoid.

Hi Phil. I dont ever have a problem with improving services, but your previous posting re: PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT PM ME was very disleading. Its a bit like telling 100's if not 1000's of folk that the site doesn't care about their membership. Ps. did you get a chance to get back to me with Fab1's request for filling in the form ? (Again - not having a pop Phil)

Again, I have tried to delete the above message. Admin will not give me permission to do this. WTF !

Exactly correct Andy as I filled in the form earlier and its an automated form directly linked to database application. I think the problem here is a non direct customer link with management. Definately not a pop at you Phil - but the buck stops with you ultimately. 11,000 members x £34 a whip or so = an awfull loy of Candy, Responding to a probably poor % of subscribers by email should be pretty easy I would have thought.

I wanted to delete the last (above post) but Admin wont let me (fully paid member as well) Please ignore above comments,

Dont get it. Phil. This is your software problem man ! What's the crack by telling peeps to not PM you ? Obviously the link does not work for some folk. (did you read the forum mention about Fab1 - me missus ? ) Not havin a pop Phil , but it's not the best of shows .... Andy yer a pervo...

Good point. Maybe speak to Gus the bus.

Yup, That bad John ! 4 weeks , 2 days 13 hours and 42 minutes now. Marky , MUCH appreciated mate.