tazmaniandevil

Oh that was a peach! Quality.

Hey there Delilah drives me nuts. I keep singing 'The Boxer' when it comes on the radio. If I was Paul Simon I'd be looking for royalties.

Give Stevie a phone at Scottish Subaru Breakers on 0141 884 1555 or 07791988191(mobile) They're in Paisley, but it must be worth a punt and will be much cheaper than Subaru.

Can't rate Ian Greive Falkirk highly enough. I needed parts for my import '92 Legacy wagon, and the parts dept. bent over backwards for me.

Nice new sexy look. Got back wiv no hassles - just read the instructions.....

Aye, signed. Not because I'm against Islam in particular - I am against all organised religion, and don't see why public money should be spent on religion. - I signed this for the same reason I voted against that white elephant quango at Holyrood. It is a waste of public money. Public money, boys and girls, is OUR MONEY. We apparently don't get a say in how our money is spent.

Ooohh errr missus! I was driving down the M8 toward the Erskine bridge just about the same time as this went off. If they come from Glasgow and get bailed, the Asian community will do them in for this. Good enough for them. I hope the polis were their usual gentle selves when they lifted them... I got picked up by the chest hair one time in Glasgow an chucked in the back of a meat wagon just for being a wee bitty drunk. Emm I was a wee bit cheeky as well, and a wee bit loud... and made comments about the marital status of the blokes parents.... so fair do's I suppose.

Yeah, might have helped if I put that info in..... It's more or less opposite the Morrison's petrol station, which is a good landmark.

Went to Paisley today to get a rear crossmember. This fella specialises in used Scoob spares, all in good condition, and cheap enough for everyone's pocket. Friendly service and free advice - it really doesn't get any better. Call Stevie on 0141 884 1555 to discuss your needs. The premises will be expanding soon, and there should be a web presence quite soon too.

For the record chaps and chapesses, it was my post which was deleted. I did put in several naughty words, deliberately mis-spelled to bypass the swear filter. I apologise unreservedly for any offense caused. I forgot where I was to tell the truth. I do not have a problem with the post being deleted, the mods and admins have a job to do. I still don't like the 'art' but will express myself in a much more appropriate fashion. I think it is juvenile verging on puerile (which just about sums the deleted post up BTW) - and that's probably just because I just don't understand the concept of "art for art's sake" unless it's in a song. Keep up the good work troops. Off to beddy byes now.

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Ooohh errr. a very slight Central's finest are nicking all the wee n0bs hooring about the place for 'anti-social driving' offences at the mo'. Imagine his disappointment when he realised you're not one of the usual targets and he couldn't do you for anything. It always comes back to 99.9% of Scoob drivers are decent folk and drive within the prescribed limits etc. most of the time. The 0.1% who don't get those who do tarred with the same brush. On the whole though it's quite a good campaign, especially if it forces the wee kiddies to take a bit more care over their driving. They should target gittery coffin dodgers next.

It was originally a 1920's music hall act which was written as a song and copyrighted by a guy called Pat Cooksey, and made famous at the time by Noel Murphy - and The Corries among many others did a version of it as well at some point. What a sad sack knowing that........ I did an English paper on it at school, even sadder.......

I'm sure it's been said before but the 'national speed limit' needs to be looked at by those chinless wnakers at whitehall. The current limits were put in place in the 1960's when very few production cars could reach said limits. Cars now are more powerful, and have much better brakes which make them much safer to drive at higher speeds. The stretch of the M74 between Lockerbie and Gretna is the fastest stretch of road in the UK apparently, even faster than the M6 Toll. And no wonder. It is relatively quiet, visibility is fantastic, and the road surface itself is in good nic. No offence to the boys in blue, but dottery old b@st@rds who hog the middle lane at 50mph and daft bints (sorry ladies, but you know what I mean) in their Chelsea tractors cutting straight across all the lanes on a roundabout just don't tick enough boxes on the monthly stats which is why you never see any of these twunts getting nicked. Drive at 3mph above the posted limit though and they always seem to be there. There's a road in Stirling which has been covered in chevrons up the middle and there's no overtaking allowed. This means that on a clear evening when the road's quiet, you get stuck behind some coffin dodger doing 20mph you have to stay behind them to the end of the road. This is just as dangerous as some of the previous bad overtaking on that stretch of road because of the frustration it causes. Like the CCTV, it doesn't solve the problem, it just displaces it. If a proper dual carriageway had been built instead of a road 3 lanes wide, overtaking would never have become an issue.

Best one I've seen since the orange walk with the neds at the back doin aeroplane impressions to the dambusters theme wi their bucky bottles an cairry oot bags in their hands. Shame I've lost the link to that one.