Ave a giggle

[mick_weatherill]

 

 

 

 

  A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

 

 

  The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, since you are blind, that you should know five things:

  1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

  2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

  3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde with a black belt in karate.

  4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight-lifter.

  5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

  The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No...not if I'm  gonna have to explain it five times."

 

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[yogi-]

ROFPMSL [Y]

[granby]

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[Bluebotle]

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[Baz69birds]

VERY VERY GOOD

[Guest leebo77]

Like it Micky. [] [Y]

[daniel]

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