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Spent this loverly shiny day fitting the reverse multi polarity warp unit from the Millenium Falcon onto the B-Road TIE Bomber, for those not familier with the workings of a galaxy class frieghter propulsion systems.  Wilkys car used to have AP Racing 4pots that were originally on some TVR or other now the fat balding ex-squaddie {his words not mine} has fitted a couple of extra pots {alloy pistons not Danone fruit surpise} to the front hubs either side i was offered these TVR brakes for a very good price indeed.

 So i started the task with a glint in my eye and some THC flowing through my veins. I attacked the bolts to come off in WD40 to the point i created a small loch brimming with fish and plants, they died cause unfortunatly they could not survive on WD40's chemical make up but some of the fish have formed a boyband to rival Take That

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I removed the old 4pots with some ease to due drenching said bolts in copius amounts of Ambrosia Creamed rice, sorry Wd40.

Callum, the balding fat ex-squaddie, and Andy, the handsome security guard that is good friends with christ, turned up to help in thier best Sunday togs, exchanged insults with each other for a while, drank tea, made sure the dog went no where near the car, helped bleed the brakes, went to Halfords for some spacers, woke the dead, moaned at me for smoking and generaly gave advice when needed and when not needed

After a burst knuckle or two and some good advice from my good friend Jack Herer, my new brakes from a combine harvester named Sue are now fitted

All pics are example only and not related to my car at all

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any pics? [:)]

Pics of what?

My parents?

My collection of My Little Pony underwear?

Oh the brakes, tomorrow maybe but i will be honking around the Highlands marking out a route with a South African madman

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squirrel you need help mate, i came to conclusion at dinner you have lost the plot!!!!!!![6]

Kettle calling the pot black

Damn good night at the OK Coral

 

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH..........................you complete nugget, you know it was our pleasure to help said "stranded squirrel"

I f we had left it to you then you would still be there now massaging "PATCH". [:(]

 

Good to see Pete aswell....................Callum says it  is nearly as quick as mine  [:D]

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Ok, now here is the true account of what actually happened.

 I went round to the parrots cage to allow cheech and chong to square me up for the brakes.

Grunt had made a poor attempt at fitting his brakes and i didnt have the heart to tell him that the rotors were on the wrong way round.

While he was away nursing a burst knuckle and making the tea, Andy and I sorted the disaster area out , bled the brakes and allowed him off on a road test.

The squirrel squinted through his purple haze and thanked us.

This was all done with a 1903 vintage brake bleeding kit..

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No

You repeatedly told me to turn the car over and smoke my own rod

Then you and Jemima Khan rode of into the sunset in the big hairdresser mobile whilst yoddling Romanian tales of woe

Although i concede that i did thank your good self for using the vintage brake bleeder, that was last used to help Columbus discover America, to such good effect i smashed my napper off the windscreen testing the new brakes

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Nice to see your beast too.[;)]

 

Pete, do you have the address for that Pirtek place???

It's on Greenhill Rd next to Plumb Center and Ecosse(sp) Car sales[:D]

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Nice to see your beast too.[;)]

 

Pete, do you have the address for that Pirtek place???

It's on Greenhill Rd next to Plumb Center and Ecosse(sp) Car sales[:D]

 

cheers ears

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