gina_winder Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 I thought you all would appreciate this superb, evocative, masterfully penned ode to the current winter season. So, grab a coffee, a comfortable chair, relax and scroll down to enjoy the warm feelings and pleasure that this wonderful poem will bring. . "ODE TO WINTER " A poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre " Cold!" The End
gina_winder Posted January 24, 2007 Author Posted January 24, 2007 I GOT STOPPED FOR SPEEDING THE OTHER DAY. I THOUGHT I COULD TALK MY WAY OUT OF IT UNTIL THE COP LOOKED AT MY DOG IN THE BACK SEAT. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (Sign You're Driving Too Fast........)
Baz69birds Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 A nurse says to an OLD MAN, i need a SEMAN, URINE & STOOL sample, Being a bit deaf, he asked his wife what did the Nurse say? His wife replied "She wants your Underpants!"
Baz69birds Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 A992 i TNU>1 biquT2 @ pni1im2 9m Use mirror to read []
scoots Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for your husband will get times ten more!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man that ever lived, an Adonis whom women will swoon over and flock to".The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM!!! - She's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world by far. And he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM!!! - She's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and after careful consideration she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack." Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. ATTENTION female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good. > > > > > >Male readers: Please scroll down. > > > > > > > > > The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!! Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart,let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show. PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women are nosey cows and never listen!! `
Baz69birds Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 You Like F*ck dumb a is who person retarded another to it send now, this read to trying time f*ckin your took you. (Now read it backwards)
Baz69birds Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 you of out piss the taking is Bast*rd clever some that realise you point this at is it, Confused!? Now read it backwards
Baz69birds Posted January 26, 2007 Posted January 26, 2007 Some body Actually Complimented me on my Driving today. They left a little note on the Windscreen saying 'Parking Fine' So that was Nice.
Guest leebo77 Posted January 26, 2007 Posted January 26, 2007 Some body Actually Complimented me on my Driving today. They left a little note on the Windscreen saying 'Parking Fine' So that was Nice. LOL. []
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