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A Polish immigrant went to the DVLA to apply for a driver's license.

>>>>First,

>>>>

>>>> of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a

>>>>card

>>>>

>>>> with the letters:

>>>>

>>>> 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'

>>>>

>>>>

>>>>

>>>> "Can you read this?" the optician asked.

>>>>

>>>> "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."
Posted
A Polish immigrant went to the DVLA to apply for a driver's license.

>>>>First,

>>>>

>>>> of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a

>>>>card

>>>>

>>>> with the letters:

>>>>

>>>> 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'

>>>>

>>>>

>>>>

>>>> "Can you read this?" the optician asked.

>>>>

>>>> "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."

 

A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a

>very

>attractive woman, he gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his

>watch for a moment.

>

>The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

>

>"No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch & I was

>just testing it."

>

>The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special

>about

>it?"

>

>Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

>

>The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

>

>"Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers...."

>

>The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing

>knickers!"

>

>Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."

>

 

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