mick_weatherill Posted January 23, 2007 Posted January 23, 2007 A Polish immigrant went to the DVLA to apply for a driver's license. >>>>First, >>>> >>>> of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a >>>>card >>>> >>>> with the letters: >>>> >>>> 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> "Can you read this?" the optician asked. >>>> >>>> "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."
mick_weatherill Posted January 23, 2007 Author Posted January 23, 2007 A Polish immigrant went to the DVLA to apply for a driver's license. >>>>First, >>>> >>>> of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a >>>>card >>>> >>>> with the letters: >>>> >>>> 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> "Can you read this?" the optician asked. >>>> >>>> "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy." A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a >very >attractive woman, he gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his >watch for a moment. > >The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" > >"No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch & I was >just testing it." > >The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special >about >it?" > >Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." > >The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" > >"Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers...." > >The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing >knickers!" > >Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast." >
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