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Sarah, a recently widowed Jewish lady, was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a book.

Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello, sir,"how are you?"

"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.

"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.

"First time since my wife passed away last year," he replied, and again turned back to his book.

"Do you live around here?" she asked.

"Yes, I live over in Suntree, he answered, and then resumed reading.

Trying to find a topic of common interest, Sarah persisted. "Do you like pu55y cats?"

With that, the man threw his book down, jumped off his blanket onto hers, tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of sex she ever had in her life!

As the cloud of sand began to settle, Sarah  gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"

The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz"?

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Very good lol [:D]

Got your pm micky but never made it over your way sorry [:(]

No worrys m8 Im about all week ..Im in gravesend all morning tomorrow having my up pipe fitted and my prodrive lowering springs fitted if your around that way ..
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I think im right in saying Scoobytoo (dean )had a up pipe fitted to his  new age with out remapping .

And T123vor has a full decat with up pipe fitted and his has not been remapped yet either .  I do plan to get it remapped in the near future and i did hear what your saying from someone else aswell .  Has anyone got any more advise on this please ???

 

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I will give Jolly Green Monster a call a little later and let you know [Y]

Does not matter to me anyway as i will be changing the turbo in the the next couple of weeks and its easier to do it then [:(]

Tony

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