Boost !!

[jcscoob]

Same as the rest, do i have any []

[the squiggle]

You boost is more than adequate

Do i have boost?

[dougster]

Mine melted.

[fai17]

Yours is boosting just fine[]

Do i need more boost?

[irish al]

My boost limits to 1/2 bar sometimes, so i definately need more boost.

Al

[jcscoob]

Doogie youv made pacmum wet her sel , PMSL []

 

If i was to drive along a road how much boost would i use ? And would there be enough to get home? And also how much is it a litre ? as my car is an import should i use regular boost or optyboost ?

Any help would be good !

 

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[dougster]

Jon get some of this!!!!! Pacmum will love that extra spike!!!!!!!!!!!!![]

And it's not the first time I've had that affect!![]

[fai17]

you should go easy on the boost on the way home but the rest of the other time use only full bar of boost.

How much.......?....same as yesterday when you top up[]

[the squiggle]

Pete, no you do not need any more as your boosting fine from here.

Al, clean out your pipes with Domestos and Horlicks.  If that fails then turn the battery upside down, point the car towards Mecca and shove a porcupine up the cars exhaust.  This scientific technique is recognised world wide to cure all nasty goin strains.

Does my car have a factory fitted fish tank or was that the Euro import and what happens if i fill the tank with bleach?

These questions must be answered now or i shoot the gerbil

[fai17]

That's not a gerbil m8.....it's my hamster you have got...

FFFT was only standard on Mars imports pre 05.....

 

[the squiggle]

Also i have heard rumours that some Impreza's come with 19 wheels, 4 engines and runs on liquidised illegal immigrents being drip fed from a passing US Navy supply Hercules.

Pertinent question i feel must be answered now or i shoot the elephant.

[dougster]

Is the gerbil a UK rodent or is it a JDM(Japanese Domestic Mice) import?

I have heard they are spikey and prone to creep.

I'd recommend a cat back up the pipe and that will wrap things up unless the catflap actuator is set for UK milk.

[G.T.]

remember those boosts with guarana in them did they give you more boost

[fai17]

How do you get an elephant into your fridge??

 

Answer....with GREAT difficulty

[fai17]

nice one Doug

[the squiggle]

Right now i am getting concerned, i have just read on some Hungarien webite that if we boost or Impreza's too much we are in danger of growing a clitoris on our forehead.

Rumour or fact

Guinness is good

[jcscoob]

Its ok Panic over you can download boost,

 but just one thing i dont know if it will make go any faster but iv fitted a new engine to all 4 wheel trims should i use cable ties to the trims on or will they be ok with the standard wheel trim clips that are attached ?

 

 

 

[fai17]

In that case...i'm going to turn the boost right up so i can feel like a right C>>>UNT when she blows up

[G.T.]

does that make you a f anny head then

sorry for the lanuage dougster

[jcscoob]

I seen some poor bugger with a C L I T  on there head at TOTB last year, do you think they help ?

[G.T.]

In that case...i'm going to turn the boost right up so i can feel like a right C>>>UNT when she blows up

that could get messy peter yuk

[the squiggle]

Jon, i find elastic bands a bit more suitable to absorb the extra torque your new approach will no doubt deliver.  AndyF will be cacking his breeks.

News just in from an American channel says if you eat a full MY97 Wagon, the bacteria in your gut will plop out a new shiny Spec C.

This interweb throws up some serious info if you search for it.

Apparently you get Boost when you go down the newsagent and pick up a copy of Readers Wives

[dougster]

I'd rather you apologise for the spelling!!![]

I'm downloading some boost right now. If I convert it to run on mp3 will my ECU need reset or should I just plug and play via my unresonated ipod?

I also fitted a flamer kit but the candle keeps going out.

[jcscoob]

I have a problem ....  my exhaust is to loud but i have a 4"pipe how many mice should i use to deffin the sound, and should use pet mice, field mice or JDM mice ?

And are they safe to use with optyboost ?  

[dougster]

I would also ask you guys to keep off the XXX video discussion for now.

Remember Cal's wedding tape will be online pretty soon!!!!!!!![]