Afternoon Joke "whats that dad?"

[G.Mac]

A Dad watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He

smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her

attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked

"They're mating," her dad replied

What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.

"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.

"So, the other one is a Mummy Longlegs?" the little girl

asked.

 "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs"

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a

moment......... then took her foot and stomped them flat and

said,

"Well, we're not having any of that gay sh*t in our garden."

 

Graeme

[dan_jess]

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[jcscoob]

Good []

[fai17]

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Daddy long leg is a fly and not a spider[]

[thewelsho]

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Daddy long leg is a fly and not a spider[]

It's a spider...

http://www.microscopy-uk.org.uk/mag/indexm...r/pholcus1.html

[fai17]

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Daddy long leg is a fly and not a spider[]

It's a spider...

http://www.microscopy-uk.org.uk/mag/indexm...r/pholcus1.html

So it is[]

[ally-b]

Kak joke G.mac []

But !

To be pedantic ,as I discussed with Fai17 the other night ... the "daddylong-legs" that we know and love in Scotland is "the crane-fly"

http://www.the-piedpiper.co.uk/th6g.htm

IE The Daddy long-legs  fly (OK 'Jenny long-legs' if I'm being sexist !)

Not the American "daddy long-legs spider" - so-called 'cos it resembles a daddy/jenny long-legs ...Crane-fly.

Sheesh ... us anglers are a funny lot [8-)]

Al.