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Just to clarify-

This link/thread relates to the signature i have and also the class scene in a very special movie that we find amusing.

 

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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Callum just gave me the song over msn and i have now saved it. i will copy it to CD and whilst driving along on the track, nurburgring and any runs i will be listening to it full pelt.

Not to mention any ladies who get into the car will hear this playing. Frightening i think one would agree

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It rubs the lotion on its skin

It does this when it's told

It rubs the lotion on its skin

Or else it gets the hose

And when it's done there's one more thing

A simple little task, it's:

Put the ******* lotion in the basket.

 

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Put the ******* lotion in the basket

All these stupid women are the same

Helps me not to think of them as human, so

I call them "it" instead of by their names.

 

[Catherine]

Mister please no more abuse

Can't you see there's no excuse

My family's prob'ly wonderin' where I've been.

 

[bill]

I'll starve you so your skin gets loose

Stop crying now you big fat moose

Just put the ******* lotion on your skin

And then

Put the ******* lotion in the basket

Your chances for survival are remote

I'm impervious to all your silly whining

So pipe down before I jam a moth

Right down your ******* throat.

 

[Catherine]

Mister please, my mom's got money

Let me go  --  this isn't funny

Cops are sure to send somebody

Turn me loose  --  don't be a dummy!

 

[bill]

Listen to you scream and wail

Keep it down you ******* whale

Mind the broken fingernail

The last girl climbed halfway but failed.

 

[Catherine screaming]

[bill imitation screaming]

 

[bill]

(spoken)

Precious?

 

[Catherine]

(spoken)

She's down here, you piece of shit!

 

[bill]

Put the ******* poodle in the basket

I'd kill you but there's someone at the door

Don't make me go and get my gun and shoot you

It's a waste of skin,

They don't sell fat girls in a ******* store.

Put my ******* Precious in the basket

Don't you hurt my one and only friend

You don't know what pain is but I'll teach you if

You lay a ******* finger on my poodle's pretty head.

Put the ******* poodle in the basket!!

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