oobster Posted December 16, 2005 Posted December 16, 2005 A man takes the day off work & decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears "Ribbit 9 iron". The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again he hears "Ribbit, 9 iron". He decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow thats amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?". The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog." The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood" The man takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?". The frog replies "Ribbit Las Vegas". They get to Las Vegas and the man asks "Ok frog, now what?". The frog says "Ribbit Roulette." Uopn approaching the roulette table, the man asks "What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies "Ribbit £3000, black 6". Now this is a million-to-one shot to win but after the golf game the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and i'm forever grateful". The frog replies "Ribbit Kiss me". The man figures why not, since after all the for for him, he deserves it. With a kiss the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl........ And that, your honour, is how the girl ended up in my room, so help me god or my name is not Graham Rix.
RA Dunk Posted December 16, 2005 Posted December 16, 2005 lol hes gotten some abuse since he came to this country!!
col666 Posted December 16, 2005 Posted December 16, 2005 LOL, and i'm a Jambo! Still only lost one game this season though! where are the mighty Gers? Col.
ScoobyAndy Posted December 16, 2005 Posted December 16, 2005 LOL good one Andy << Still only lost one game this season though! where are the mighty Gers? >> Charging on up he ass of the jambos
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